Catish Handshakes | Mewpurrter

Zee (the) sacred Catish handshake!

Hey, its me Rosie. Today i am going to teach you all about the magic Catish handshake. To start off, this is not a joke! We do not mean or wish for the catish handshake to be like a pinky promise, something that is broken by many. A Catish handshake is a handshake in which one promises to do something, and after doing the handshake they must try there best to follow though with it. Of course, there are times when you Catich handshake to say something to a friend at recess and then that friend leaves school early. In this case the handshake was impossible to be completed, so you dont need to worry about it. A Catish handshake is NOT for daring people to do stuff. A Catish handshake is for when a person wants to do something, but is to scared to. A freind might say, “we could Catish handshake on it,” and if the two people do the Catish handshake then the other person has motovation to follow through with what they were scared to do. To vow to the outh of the Catish handshakes, one must raise one of there hands and say “i promise to always honor the sacrade Catish handshake, and if i do not then i will be cursed forever eternity,” then they must do a Catish handshake with someone who has already said the outh to make it valid. If you do not belive in curses or bad luck then you could do some kind of variation, like if your friend doent go thew with the catish handshake you and them made then they get a bucket of water poured on there head, or something (just an idea). The reason Daisy and I made the thing that happened to you if you broke a Catish handshake a curse is because i got cursed when i broke one one time.

Example:

okay so one day i was going to hang out with a friend and Daisy and i really wanted to say something to this friend, but i was scared to (im not saying what it was). Anyway, Daisy and I agreed to do a Catish handshake on it so that i would have a reason to say it. When i went to hang out with the friend i had a few oppurtunities (more like 20) to say the thing I had Catish handshaked on, but i totally freaked out and never said it. I knew that i had brken the sacrad Catish handhshake and the next day, at school, told Daisy about it. He was very disapointed in me and we wondered what would happen now that i broke the handshake (at this point we had not come up with the curse thing yet). The friend i had hung out with didnt talk to me most of that day, i just assumed they wanted to hang out with there friends, but i was WAYYYY off. After a few days i realized that the person i had hung out with that weekend was totally ignoring me, i had no clue why (to this day i still dont, and they are still somewhat ignoring me. I think). So i asked them about it and they completely shattered me. This person (my best friend) said “-Instert my real name here- i dont want to be your friend anymore.” i wanted to ask why, but i totally choked up and just started crying. When I told Daisy about ithe said, “this is your fault, you were cursed from not honoring the Catish handshake.”

So thats how the curse thing began.

How To Do A Catish Handshake:

You or the other person who you are doing the handshake with say what you or themself must do after they complete the Catish handshake
One of you puts out your hand vertacaly faceing the other person with all of there fingers together
The person who has not put a hand out yet takes there one of there hands and does the same thing. Also, they touch the palm of there hand lightly to the other persons palm
Then the two people move there hands up and down FIVE (no more, no less) times
Now the Catish handshake is done.