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The Lone Kitten
Takes Place: 13 D.D.F/ 2 D.M.G
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By: Rosie & Daisy
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(narrator enters)
Narrator: once upon a time on a planet called Mewpurrter… there lived an evil sorceress named Max. a few days ago Max kidnapped a child from Earth named Robert. When Roberts friends Ruby, Danny, and Fi came to Mewpurrter to save him Max pushed him off the top of her tower, accidentally killing him. When Ruby, Danny, and Fi went back to Earth Ruby, also known as Puppyboy, told Danny that he no longer wanted to be a superhero anymore. Now Danny, also known as Kittygirl, must be a superhero by herself.
(narrator exits. Danny as Kittygirl enters. Fi runs in from opposite direction)
Fi: yay! You saved all the people in that burning building!
Kittygirl: yeah, i guess.
Fi: why aren't you happy? Oh no.. don't tell me your still upset about Ruby?
Kittygirl: yeah..
Fi: you don't need him! He was always just your sidekick anyway!
Kittygirl: yeah, but he was my friend.
Fi: he still is your friend.
Kittygirl: yeah, but now i don't get to hang out with him as much anymore.
Fi: whatever. You're a better superhero without him anyway.
Kittygirl: no, I'm not.
Fi: yeah you are. You’re the original superhero! You never needed him when you first started off being Kittygirl!
Kittygirl: whatever, I’m leaving.
Fi: okay. (sadly)
(kittygirl exits)
Fi: dang it. I’d better go talk to Ruby.
(Fi exits. Narrator enters)
Narrator: it's true that Danny could be a good superhero without Ruby, but she doesn't want to. Danny needs a sidekick by her side to be a better superhero and for someone to help her if she needs it. The next day at school Fi went to go talk to Ruby...
(narrator exits. Fi enters. Ruby enters from the other side)
Fi: oh, hey. I;ve been looking for you.
Ruby: i'm not being Puppyboy again.
Fi: why not?
Ruby: i let someone die. I can't let that happen again.
Fi: so what someone died? I mean, if course it's sad, but if you stop being a superhero more people will die.
Ruby: danny's a good superhero. She doesn't need me.
Fi: im going to be honest. She doesn't need you as her sidekick, and she can protect everyone by herself.
Ruby: see, i told you.
Fi: but she wants you to be her sidekick. And she's not doing as well as a superhero as ahewas when you were her sidekick because she misses having you as a sidekick.
Ruby: i.. No. okay? Im sorry, but i just can’t. Now, bye.
(ruby exits)
Fi: (sighs)
(danny enters)
Danny: why were you talking to Ruby?
Fi: nothing.
Danny: okay…?
Fi: you’re still going to be Kittygirl after school, right?
Danny: actually, i think i’ll take a break today.
Fi: what!?
Danny: bye.
(Danny exits)
Fi: but… Fine! I'll just find another superhero then! Ruby! Come here!!!!!!
(ruby enters)
Ruby: what is it? I just wanted to swing on the swing set. And then you start yelling from across the playground.
Fi: danny isn't Kittygirl anymore.
Ruby: what?
Fi: she said she was taking a break today, but i know from the way she was acting that it won't be long until she quits all together. You have to fix this.
Ruby: why me?
Fi: because it's all your fault! If you were still Puppyboy then she would still be Kittygirl. So you better go fix this.
Teacher: (offstage) time to line up!
Ruby: but it’s time to go inside. Recess is over.
Fi: then find her and talk to her after school today!
(fi stomps off. Ruby stands there for a second, stunned, and then follows Fi off. Narrator enters)
Narrator: later that day Danny went to the park, instead of helping people as Kittygirl.
(narrator exits. Danny enters into the park and sits down on a bench there. A few second later Ruby enters)
Ruby: hey.
Danny: what are you doing here?
Ruby: nothing.
Danny: how did you find me?
Ruby: remember, you told me this was your favorite place when we first started being Kittygirl and Puppyboy. So i thought i might find you here.
Danny: oh.
(Ruby walks over and sits next to danny on the bench)
Danny: why are you sitting next to me?
Ruby: i don't know.
Danny: could you not sit so close to me?
Ruby: sure.
(ruby moves closer to danny)
Danny: seriously?
Ruby: yeah.
Danny: whatever. So why did you come here?
Ruby: fi told me you stopped being Kittygirl.
Danny: i didn't stop. I'm just taking a break.
Ruby: danny?
Danny: okay, fine. But, you’re not being Puppyboy so why should i be Kittygirl?
Ruby: because your a great hero and the world needs you.
Danny: just leave me alone.
(danny gets up and exits)
Ruby: dang it! Danny! Come back!
(ruby exits. Narrator enters)
Narrator: the next Monday at recess…
(narrator exits. Danny and Fi enter)
Danny: yeah, he did find me yesterday.
Fi: then are you going to be Kittygirl again?
Danny: well, i'm not sure im going to say tha-
(lillian runs in from the opposite side)
Lillian: hey! Did you guys hear?
Fi: hear what?
Lillian: Kittygirl and Puppyboy split up!
Fi: yeah, i heard. Its awful.
Lillian: i know! What are we going to do now! Kittygirl and Puppyboy would always protect everyone!
Fi: (looks at Danny evilly) yeah, Danny, what are we going to do?!
Danny: (glares at Fi) i don't know. I bet we can figure out something.
(Danny exits)
Lillian: why did she leave?
Fi: (shrugs) not sure.
(fi exits)
Lillian: hey! Why did you leave? That wasn't very nice, Fi!
(Lillian exits. Narrator enters)
Narrator: later that day Danny left school to go the park, but she didn’t know she was being followed…
(Narrator exits. Danny enters. Danny slowly walks across the stage. When she gets halfway across there is a rustling from behind a bush and she stops)
Danny: hello?
(ruby jumps out from behind the bush and grabs Danny)
Danny: let go of me!
Ruby: No!
Danny: why not!?
Ruby: not until you start being Kittygirl again!
Danny: get away from me!
(danny pushes Ruby away from her and he falls on the ground)
Danny: sorry.
(danny helps Ruby up)
Ruby: why won’t you be Kittygirl?!
Danny: why won’t you be Puppyboy?!
Ruby: the city has gone insane! Did you hear about those protests this weekend!? People have gone insane without Kittygirl!
Danny: and puppyboy!
Ruby: no! Not Puppyboy!
Danny: oh my gosh just go away!
(danny runs off)
Ruby: dang it!
(ruby exits from the opposite direction. Narrator enters)
Narrator: Puppyboy and Kittygirl still aren't back together, there are protests all over the city trying to bring them back. But those protests never caught her attention and didnt do anything, but then when Ruby was walking back to his house he saw a burning building..
(narrator exits. Ruby enters)
Ruby: oh my gosh! That buildings on fire! I have to do something!
(ruby runs off. Narrator enters)
Narrator: but it was too late. The firemen, firewomen, and firecatems had been on there way but the fire was too big and they didn't make it in time. Kittygirl and Puppyboy used to be the ones to help with things like that before the firefighters showed up, but now that Kittygirl and Puppyboy were no more no one was able to save the people in the house. Ruby tried too, but by the time he got there, which was right before the firefighters, the door to the house had collapsed and so one could make it inside.
(narrator exits. Ruby enters)
Ruby: i let more people die! How could i of let this happen! (he gets determined look) i know what i have to do.
(ruby exits. Narrator enters)
Narrator: the next day, after school, Ruby told Danny to meet him at the park.
(narrator exits. Danny enters and sits down on a bench and waits for a few second. Ruby as Puppyboy jumps out)
Puppyboy: hello, Kittygirl!
Danny: what the heck are you doing?
Puppyboy: i realized that i was being an idiot to think i shouldn't be Puppyboy because of one person's death. The truth is that without us more people are going to die than they would with us. What do you say?
(danny takes off her jacket and it wearing her kittygirl shirt underneath. Then she takes her mask out of her backpack and put it on)
Kittygirl: of course i'll help you.
(Fi jumps out from behind a bush)
Fi: well that took long enough!
Puppyboy: what are you doing here?!
Kittygirl: were you following me?
Fi: of course i was following you! And i came here so that i could watch Kittygirl and Puppyboy get back together. Now, there is a protest about bringing Kittygirl and Puppyboy back, maybe you should go there and tell everyone that you two are superheros again.
Kittygirl: good idea.
Puppyboy: lets go, right Kittygirl?
(puppyboy holds out his hand for Kittygirl to take)
Kittygirl: yep! Lets go, Puppyboy.
(Kittygirl takes Puppyboys hand and they exit holding hands)
Fi: finally! Those two are back together! And not just as Kittygirl and Puppyboy! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
(black out)