The History Of Max! | Mewpurrter

The History of Max!

includes Catish and The Assassin Story

Characters:

Actor 1:

narrator/ narrator 1

Actor 2:

Justin's boss: black cat who wears completely black clothing

Daisy: a white cat with black spots
King Lilly:

Actor 3:

Max: no cat ears

Actor 4:

Jay
Rosie: a black cat
Justin

Actor 5:

Prince Bella

Olim: not a cat.
Narrator 2

Takes Place: 10-100 D.M/79-11 B.D.F

By: Rosie and Daisy

(narrator enters)

Narrator: once upon a time on a planet called Mewpurrter…. There lived a new born child named Max. Max was only 4 weeks old at the time. No one knew what species Max was. Some cats thought she was a cat like them. Others said she was a full human. The council of cats decided that Max would be classified as a Max. The reason some of the cats thought Max was human was because she didn't have cat ears like most of the other cats on Mewpurrter. When Max was 12 she started Middle school. Which is where she met her best friend…..

(narrator exits. Max enters wearing a backpack. She walks across the stage looking confused. A bell rings and all the other kids hurry to class)

Max: AH! So many kids. I can't handle this! I'm leaving! (Max turns and starts to walk offstage. Lilly enters and him and Max bump into each other)

Lilly: oh I am so sorry. I should of been looking where I was going, but this place is just so confusing. I didn't know where to go and no one would help me find where I was supposed to go and oh. Sorry I talk too much.

Max: no worries. Also, you never told me your name.

Lilly: oh yeah oops. Let's start over… Hi! My name is um…Lil.

Max: Hi! My name is Max. so which class do you have?

Lilly: I have Math. what about you?

Max: same! Lets go. Maybe together we can find where to go.

(Max and Lilly exit. Narrator enters)

Narrator: Max and Lil became best friends that day. A few weeks later Lil finally told Max a secret that he hasn't told anyone at school…

(Narrator exits. Max and Lilly enter)

Lilly: Max I need to tell you something

Max: yes, what is it?

Lilly: okay. I'm going to tell you, but you have to promise not to tell anyone at school and to not freak out.

Max: I promise

Lilly: have you heard about that prince that lives in the Dark Forest castle with the King and Queen?

Max: um..you mean the Prince of the Dark Forest?

Lilly: ah yes that's what you call him.

Max: well yeah I've heard of him. What about him?

Lilly: do you know his name?

Max: his name is Prince Lilly. I think.

Lilly: and what's my name?

Max: Lil

Lilly: you see the connection?

Max: WAIT! You are the Prince?!?!

Lilly: shhhhh. Be more quiet

Max: (whispering) you are the Prince?

Lilly: yes. My parent always planned for me to go to school with everyone else in the kingdom so they kept what I looked like a secret so that everyone wouldn't give me any special attention at school. Which is also why I go by Lil here.

Max: that makes sense. Wait but you are turning thirteen in a week! I thought the first born child of the royal family became ruler when they turned thirteen?

Lilly: they do….

Max: but don’t they usually have to get married when they take over rule?

Lilly: yeah they are supposed to. Which is actually why I came to you.

Max: huh. What do you mean that's why you came to me?

Lilly: well I need to find out who I'm going to marry.

Max: don’t your parents pick that out?

Lilly: they usually would arrange something. But since none of the other rulers, or going to be rulers, near us are close to my age I get to pick whoever I want to marry. But I do have to marry someone. My parents say its tradition.

Max: so then who are you going to marry?

Lilly: well that’s what I came to ask you. I needed to ask your advice, so you see there's this girl I really like and I was thinking of asking her to marry me. But I'm not sure if she would say yes or not.

Max: don’t worry I’m sure she will say yes

Lilly: okay thanks Max you are the best! (he hugs Max) I will ask her tomorrow!

(Lilly exits)

Max: oh my gosh! Did Lilly finally realize that I have a crush on him! Is he really going to to ask me to marry him!

Yay!!!!

(Max exits. Narrator enters)

Narrator: the next day at recess….

(Jay enters and walks across the stage. When she is half way across Lilly enters and walks over to her. He bends down on one knee and they mouth a conversation. Narrator enters)

Narrator: uh oh. This doesn't look good.

(Narrator exits. Max enters. Max stands at the side of the stage watching Lilly and Jay with her mouth wide open in shock and horror)

Lilly: Jay. Will you marry me?

Jay: yes! Yes yes yes! Absolutely I will marry you my Prince!

(Jay exits. Lilly walks over to Max)

Lilly: Did you hear that! She said yes!

(Max looks at Lilly with pain in her eyes)

Max: YOU JERK!

(Max turns and runs off)

Lilly: wait. What did I do!?

(Jay enters. Jay walks over to Lilly and puts out her hand)

Jay: you coming? It's time for Art.

(Lilly takes Jays hand and they exit. Narrator enters)

Narrator: maybe everything could of worked out, but only if Lilly had gone after Max. The next day Lilly became King and Jay his queen. Lilly never had time to talk to Max and there friendship quickly faded into only a memory. Max hated Lilly and everything about him and she vowed that one day she would destroy him and his kingdom. A few days after she made her vow she had an idea. She remembered a legend that she had heard of before. A legend about a stone that could make you live forever. There was directions, in the legend, that supposedly led to the place where the stone could be found. So Max set off on her journey. She traveled through Mewpurrter Dark Forest and through Mewpurrter Enchanted Forest until she reached unknown territory…..

(Narrator exits. Max enters)

Max: uh oh. Where am I supposed to go next?

(Max takes out a map and looks at it)

Max: oh no! This is where it says the stone is.

(Max looks around)

Max: but where is the infinity stone?

(Olim enters wearing the Infinity stone in a crown on his head)

Olim: who are you?

Max: I am Max. who are you?

Olim: I am Olim. what are you doing here?

Max: I am in search of a infinity stone that I heard about in a legend. Have you seen it?

(Olim covers his crown)

Olim: I have no clue what you are talking about. I mean I've never heard of an infinity stone. Now bye. (says very quickly)

Max: what's that crown you are wearing?

Olim: what crown?

Max: the one that's on your head. The one that you are covering up with your hand.

Olim: I have no clue what you are talking about.

Max: wait a second

(Max grabs Olims hand and moves it away from the crown)

Max: that’s the infinity stone!

(Max reaches to take the crown but Olim blocks her hand)

Olim: you idiot! You can't just reach over and take the Jabereep stone from me!

Max: the what?

Olim: the Jabereep stone. It is the word for infinity in Catish.

Max: Catish?

Olim: the original language of Mewpurrter. No one really uses it anymore but a few words are still used to represent items that supposedly don't exist.

Max: oh okay. But why can't I just take your crown? It will make me live forever.

Olim: you foolish mortal! You don't understand. If you have the Jabereep stone it does make you live forever, but you will have to have it on you at all times. And if you take it off you will age the amount of years you have been wearing it!

Max: oh I get it! You don't want me to take it away from you because you have had it for so long that if it got taken away from you you would die

Olim: um yes. Now go away

Max: well I don't care if you die! Now give me that crown!

(Max reaches over and grabs the crown off of Olims head)

Olim: you will regret this!

(Olim stumbles off. There is a crashing noise)

Max: yes I defeated him! I win! The Jabereep stone is mine. All mine! Mwah ha ha ha ha!

(Max puts on the crown)

(Max exits. Narrator enters)

Narrator: and so Max went on to try and take over Mewpurrter. She did not succeed and after about five years she ended up living in a tower on the edge of The Dark Forest. Now, about 20 to 25 years after Max stole the Jabereep stone, on the other side of Mewpurrter there was an assassin named Justin

(Justin enters)

Narrator: this was no ordinary assassin, no. She happened to be the best in the business. She never missed a target.

Justin: well I wouldn't say never.

Narrator: what? But I thought you were the best in the business

Justin: oh I am. But there was this one time…..

(scene switches to Justin's head quarter)

(Justin is sitting at a table and Justin's boss is sitting on the opposite side with a completely black outfit on and hiding his face with a hood)

Justin: you called

Justin's boss: I have a new mission for you

Justin: okay what is it? Please don't tell me it's another one of those government people

Justin's boss: no it's not

Justin: okay good

Justin's boss: this won't be easy---

Justin: it never is

Justin's boss: i'm not exactly sure what your mission is but your target is the Prince of The Dark Forest. every other assassin in our agency has failed to kill him. You are our last chance

Justin: how much?

Justin's boss: one million

Justin: okay. Who's hiring me and why do they want me to kill this prince?

Justin's boss: as for the identity, Anonymous, as for why, they said that was classified too

Justin: I refuse to kill anyone without a good reason

(Justin's boss hands Justin a piece of paper)

Justin's boss: call them and ask them yourself and they should also tell you more about your mission

Justin: fine

(Justin exits the room)

(scene switches to Mewpurrter enchanted forest)

(Justin is on her phone talking to someone)

Justin: WHAT! What do you mean you can't tell me why I have to kill him

(someone murmurs something from the other side of the phone)

Justin: well i'm sorry but if you can't tell me why then I refuse. I have to have a reason

(someone murmurs more from the other side of the phone)

Justin: okay fine i'll try.

(Justin hangs up her phone)

Justin: okay I guess i'm going to the castle of The Dark Forest

(Justin exits)

(switch scene to The castle of The Dark Forest)

(Justin enters)

Justin: okay i'm finally at the castle now what am I going to do. I guess I could climb in through that window. No, too high. Okay, okay, i'll go look at the other side to see if there are any good windows to climb through

(Justin exits)

(scene switches to inside the castle)

(Prince Bella and King Lilly enter together in an argument)

Prince Bella: but I'm almost thirteen! I have to learn how to defend the kingdom before I can become ruler!

(narrator enters)

Narrator: in The Dark Forest realm the first born child of the ruling family assumes rule of the kingdom at the age of thirteen. The tradition is that they are supposed to get married too, but King Lilly promised Prince Bella, when he was 11, that when he took rule of the kingdom that he would not have to get married.

(narrator exits)

King Lilly: no you don't! Now go to your room!

(Prince Bella walks off stage mumbling angrily under his voice)

(after Prince Bella is definitely out of earshot)

King Lilly: don’t worry my son you won't need to know how to defend the kingdom after you're dead! Mwah ha ha ha ha!!!!

(King Lilly exits)

(switch scene to Prince Bellas room)

(Prince Bella enters)

Prince Bella: uhhhhh why wont my dad listen to me! I just want to be a good ruler!

(bushes rustle from outside)

Prince Bella: what was that? Oh no, I hope it's not another one of those killing people

(bushes rustle again from outside, this time louder)

Prince Bella: I gotta get out of here

(Prince Bella stuffs pillows under his bed covers to make it look like he's sleeping and then runs and hides in a corner of the room where he won't be seen)

(Justin enters)

Justin: (whispering) hmm okay now where is this Prince

(Justin notices the bed)

Justin: (whispering) oh of course he's probably sleeping

(she slowly approaches the bed and pulls a dagger out)

(she draws back the covers)

Justin: PILLOWS!!!!

(Prince Bella comes out from his hiding place slowly clapping)

Prince Bella: nice job miss assassin, you almost got me

Justin: wait how old are you?

Prince Bella: twelve almost thirteen and soon to be King (he says proudly). Why?

(Justin puts back her knife and quickly exits)

Prince Bella: WAIT MISS ASSASSIN WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?!? Well that was weird. I better go tell dad that another assassin tried to kill me.

(Prince Bella exits)

(Justin enters slowly looking around to make sure that the Prince is gone)

Justin: okay what is going on here? Who on Mewpurrter wants some twelve year old kid to die? I need to look into this more.

(Justin goes looking around the room and then exits)

(switch scene to Mewpurrter Enchanted Forest)

(Justin enters carrying a small book)

Justin: well I made it out alive. I was afraid that one of those palace guards would see me leaving but luckily they didn't. Now let's take a look at this.

(Justin sits down and opens the book)

(narrator enters)

Narrator: during the time you missed Justin snuck into the king's personal library and found his secret journal.

(narrator exits)

Justin: okay let's see, no that's just about how amazing he is at being king. Wait that doesn't sound like him. Hmm. oh this looks right, “Prince Bella”, wow such an amazing name that totally doesn't tell me what this chapter is about. Okay let's see what he is saying here “ my son the prince is twelve, almost thirteen. This is not good, for you see when he turns thirteen he will take over my kingdom. I am hiring assassins to try and kill him”(she reads)

(Justin stops reading)

Justin: what! The king seriously hired me to kill his own son! No I must finish reading there has to be an explanation! (starts reading again) “these assassins are top notch, or so I've been told. But so far not a single one of the nine they've sent has been able to kill or even injure my son. They say they are now sending their best assassin. I just hope this assassin knows what she's doing, cause if she doesn't then my son will take control of the kingdom, and I don't even want to think about me not getting to be in charge. I guess if this assassin doesn't succeed I’ll just have to kill the Prince myself, oh well. Better than me not staying in power.”

(Justin stops reading and looks up)

Justin: this doesn't sound like King Lilly at all. But nevermind that, I have to save this Prince. (puts on very determined look) then I'll figure out what exactly is going on.

(Justin stands up and walks off stage)

(switch scene to castle)

(King Lilly is sitting in a chair)

(narrator enters)

Narrator: meanwhile back at the castle of The Dark Forest:

(narrator exits)

(Prince Bella enters)

Prince Bella: dad….

King Lilly: no exit and enter again and this time do it properly

(Prince Bella exits and then walks back on)

Prince Bella: King Lilly…

King Lilly: there, that's better, now what do you want?

Prince Bella: another assassin came, she tried to stab me. But luckily she didn't

King Lilly: (mutters under breath) stupid assassin

Prince Bella: wait what did you just say?

King Lilly: oh nothing just a………. Is the assassin still here?

Prince Bella: no I usually capture them when they try to kill me…… but this one was different.

King Lilly: how so?

Prince Bella: after I tricked her into thinking I was in my bed and she had pulled back the covers ready to stab me and then found out I wasn't there, you know what I usually do, anyway, after I revealed myself.. Instead of attacking me like all the other assassins do at that point… instead she asked me how old I was. I said I was twelve and after that she just left.

King Lilly: hmm very interesting…..okay well just go back to your room and go to sleep. I will post extra guards outside your door.

(Prince Bella exits)

King Lilly: what is with this new assassin, I should call her and make sure she still is going to kill my son.

(King Lilly picks up his phone and calls Justin)

King Lilly: hello, it's come to my attention that there has been no news of the prince's death. Are you still planning to kill him?

(Justin mumbles something from the other side of the phone)

King Lilly: okay fine I'll give you until midnight on wednesday to kill him, it's monday now so that will give you about three days. If you can't then then I’ll kill him myself.

(King Lilly hangs up the phone)

King Lilly: silly assassin, saying she does things differently so it will take her longer. I might as well walk down to his room and murder him right now…..no, this is supposed to be the best assassin in the business, she must know what she's doing.

(King Lilly exits)

(lights dim and then turn brighter then dims a little bit more)

(Justin walks in)

Justin: okay its Tuesday night time to put my plan into action. I better go to the Prince's room

(Justin exits)

(switch scene to Prince Bellas room)

(Prince Bella enters)

(there is a sound from outside the door)

Prince Bella: oh no! Is that assassin back again. I better go hide!

(Prince Bella hides where the assassin will not be able to see him)

(Justin enters)

Justin: hey Prince, where are you?

(Justin walks over with her dagger and pulls the covers off his bed)

Prince Bella: miss assassin, you seriously think I would fall for a silly trick like that.

(Prince Bella pulls out a sword)

Justin: I need you to come with me..

Prince Bella: yeah right like I'm going to fall for that

Justin: NOW!

Prince Bella: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!

(Prince Bella lunges at Justin with his sword)

(Justin ducks and quickly unbalanced him and knocks his sword out of his hand. Then she grabs both of his hands and ties them together. Justin drags Prince Bella off stage)

(switch scene to Mewpurrter Enchanted Forest)

(Justin pulls Prince Bella on stage and unties his hands)

Prince Bella: what is wrong with you? I thought you were an assassin trying to kill me, but this is more like kidnapping me.

Justin: I was sent to kill you but-

Prince Bella: this doesn't seem like you are trying to kill me. (he says rudely)

(Justin gets annoyed)

Justin: I was sent to kill you BUT I don't want to anymore, instead I came back to save you

Prince Bella: save me?

(Justin takes out the book that she had taken from King Lilly)

Justin: here, read the chapter titled “Prince Bella”

(Prince Bella flips through the book and starts to read)

Prince Bella: I don't see the point of thi…..

Justin: see, i'm trying to save you.

Prince Bella: no this couldn't have been written by my dad….. This just…. It doesn't sound like him

Justin: I thought so too but I know positively that that book is his.

Prince Bella: how?

Justin: I saw him writing in it. I think he is being controlled

Prince Bella: what do you mean, controlled?

Justin: there is only one living soul that I know of that would be stupid enough to take over someone and then leave a journal of their plan-

Prince Bella: WELL WHO IS IT!!

Justin: IF YOU WOULDN'T INTERRUPT ME MAYBE I COULD TELL YOU
Prince Bella: okay, sorry

Justin: I think Max has taken over King Lilly

Prince Bella: wait you mean that weird sorceress person that lives in a tower at the darkest corner of the Dark Forest

Justin: yes, but Max is not just some weird sorceress, no, she is the keeper of the Jabereep stone

Prince Bella: the what?

Justin: the Jabereep stone, that means infinity stone in Catish. You are a Prince!!! You should know some of the founding language of Mewpurrter! Anyway, Max is about 40 she's had the stone for about 20 to 25 years. She probably isn't that good at using its powers yet, I doubt she will be until she's about 2,000 to 3,000 years old, we could probably defeat her relatively easily.

Prince Bella: we?

Justin: yeah we, you think I’m going to risk my life to save some silly Prince that hasn't even bothered to ask for my name, yeah right, if I risk my life by trying to defeat Max then you are coming too.

Prince Bella: but….

Justin: but what? I'm an assassin and you're a prince, together I think we can manage to beat a sorceress that can barely use any magic.

Prince Bella: but she wants to kill me!

Justin: then don't let her

(Justin grabs Prince Bella's hand and pulls him off stage)

(switch scene to King Lillys room)

(Justin enters dragging Prince Bella in with her)

King Lilly: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!!

Justin: I know you are the one who hired me to kill him

King Lilly: okay….how does that affect you killing him or not

Justin: I'm not killing him just so you can keep being ruler

King Lilly: but I'll give you one million dollars

Justin: I wouldn't do it for a billion, and you're not even the King

King Lilly: oh really then who am I?

Justin: Max

King Lilly: okay fine you caught me I’m Max, but he is still going to die

Justin: not while I'm here he's not.

(Justin takes out her dagger and fights King Lilly)

(she wins easily, King Lilly falls to the ground, Max enters)

Max: I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!!!!!
(Max runs over and tries to stab Prince Bella)

(right before Max can stab Prince Bella Justin stabs Max and she falls to the ground)

Justin: NOW LEAVE!!! OR ELSE

(Max gets up and slowly walks backward off stage)

Max: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!!!

(Max exits)

Prince Bella: thanks you saved me

Justin: yeah I guess. Well I have to go now.

(Justin runs out of the room and Prince Bella runs after her)

(King Lilly stands up and looks around)

King Lilly: that was really weird. I feel like I saw Max again. No, that's impossible. She hasn't talked to me since middle school.

(King Lilly exits)

(switch scene to Mewpurrter enchanted forest)

(Justin runs in and Prince Bella runs in after her)

Prince Bella: WAIT!

(Justin stops and turns to face Prince Bella)

Justin: why are you following me?

Prince Bella: I...well you…. You saved me, how can you just run away now

Justin: well I finished my mission, kind of, I have to leave now. Anyway you have to go back to your castle and become the King.

Prince Bella: I don't really think I'm ready to become King. Also, you never even told me your name

Justin: if I do I would have to kill you.

Prince Bella: oh

Justin: wait I have an idea! Follow me!

(Justin walk off and Prince Bella follows)

(switch scene to Justin's headquarters)

(Justin boss is sitting at a table. Justin enters and Prince Bella follows her)

Justin's boss: who is that?

Justin: Prince Bella

Justin's boss: what did you do now?

Justin: long story, I'll tell you later, but long story short I didn't kill him and I want him to become my assistant

Justin's boss: him? Your assistant? Does he even know how to kill someone?

Justin: I'll teach him. If that’s okay with him

(Justin turns toward Bella)

Bella: sure

Justin's boss: okay fine.

(Justin and Prince Bella exit)

(switch scene to plain scene)

(Justin and narrator enter)

Justin: the end

Narrator: so you never killed him?

Justin: nope.

Prince Bella enters)

Prince Bella: hey Justin! I have a new mission for us!

Justin: oh hi Bella! Who is the target?

Prince Bella: I’ll tell you on the way. Let's go!

Justin: okay!

(Justin and Prince Bella exit)

Narrator: Justin and Bella were very happy being assassins together. Although they only killed people who they believed deserved to die. And they refused to kill anyone under the age of 20…. But even though Maxs plans were ruined she was still alive and when Max turned 98 two cats were born named Rosie and Daisy. Two years later when Max was 100 they decided to go on an adventure….

Narrator 1 and 2: BOOM!

1: great, now that we have your attention

2: once upon a time…

1: on a planet called Mewpurrter. There was….

(Max enters)

Max: meeeeeee!!!

1: um... who are you?

Max: I am Max! Ruler of Mewpurrter!

2: i've never heard of Max the ruler before, is he a…

Max: SHE

2: is SHE a ruler of a very.. Small… kingdom?

Max: no! I am the one and only ruler of Mewpurrter!

1: okay then… I was actually going to say there was once two brothers name Rosie and Daisy

Max: oh… um oops!

(Max exits)

2: now that that's out of the way, back to the story

(narrator 1 enters)

1: Rosie and Daisy were twin brothers

2: they were two years old

1: which is ten to fourteen in cat years. They had heard of a stone called the Jabereep stone

2: that means Infinity stone

1: they decided that they would find the stone and take it for themselves

2: because whoever is in possession of the stone will live for as long as they have it

(narrator 1 exits)

2: this is Daisy

(Daisy enters, narrator 2 exits)

(Rosie enters and walks across the stage to stand behind his brother)

(Rosie puts his hands on Daisy's shoulders)

Rosie: BOO!!

(Daisy slaps Rosie's hand)

Daisy: what did you do that for?!

Rosie: pack your bags brother, we’re going on an adventure

Daisy: um.. What?
Rosie: we’re going to find the Jabereep stone!!!!

Daisy: that doesn't exist our mom just told us that story when we were kits

Rosie: no, it’s real, and I have the map to it

Daisy: sure you do.. (Daisy says sarcastically)

(Rosie takes a napkin out of his pocket and holds it up)

Rosie: see I told you I have the map, but you didn't believe me

Daisy: that's a napkin..

Rosie: so? It still has the map on it

(Rosie grabs Daisy's hand and drags him off the stage)

Daisy: nooooooo!!!

(scene switches to Max's layer)

(Max is looking in a crystal ball watching Rosie and Daisy)

Max: Rosie and Daisy are going after the Jabereep stone? Hmmm… I’m going to have to put a stop to this!

(Max angrily stomps off stage)

(narrator two enters)

2: you might be wondering why Max is so concerned about Rosie and Daisy going after the Jabereep stone, let me tell you…

(narrator one enters)

1: well, you see… Max was the keeper of the Jabereep stone

2: well, not the original keeper, the original one was killed by Max when Max stole the stone from him

1: Max had had the stone for one hundred years

2: so, if the stone got taken away from her, she would disintegrate

(narrator two exits)

1: Now Max will not rest until Rosie and Daisy are out of the picture

(Narrator one exits)

(Rosie enters)

Rosie: wait a second where did you go?

(Rosie turns and walks off the stage)

(Rosie walks back with Daisy)

Daisy: you're not really serious about this are you?

Rosie: look! There’s the enchanted forest we’re (Rosie looks at the napkin) halfway there!!!!!

Daisy: um...what?

Rosie: see, it is the enchanted forest, it is real, I TOLD you!

Daisy: it doesn’t look enchanted to me

Rosie: I-uh-well-um, it is! Okay, let's go!

(Daisy looks at Rosie sarcastically)

Daisy: okay, let's go. (Daisy says rudely)

(Rosie and Daisy exit)

(Max enters)

Max: where did they, OH! They must have gone into the enchanted forest! I have to hurry! They’re halfway there!!!

(Max exits)

(Rosie and Daisy enter and look around)

Daisy: okay, so where do we go next?

Rosie: uhhhhhhhh…… The Dark Forest of course!

Daisy: um, What?! What do you mean The Dark Forest?

Rosie: THE Dark Forest duh! Where the evil sorceress who guards the Jabereep stone lives.

Daisy: that doesn’t exist!

Rosie: oh really? Ask that sign that says The Dark Forest!

Daisy: oh, just peachy.

(Rosie grabs Daisy's hand and pulls him in the direction that the sign is pointing)

(Max enters and walks halfway across the stage and then pauses. She looks at The Dark Forest sign and nods creepily towards the audience. Then Max exits)

(Rosie and Daisy enter)

(half of the stage is dark half is light)

(Rosie points at the dark half of the stage)

Rosie: look! There's The Dark Forest, we’re so close!

Daisy: um… can we sit down and rest for a little bit? The sky's getting darker.

Rosie: okay sure, let's set up here and rest for the night.

Daisy: i'm going to sleep over here.

(Daisy exits)

(Rosie lays down on a blanket and goes to sleep)

(Max enters)

(Max looks toward the audience)

Max: shhhhhhh

(Max tiptoes over to Rosie and stands next to him)

Max whispers: mwah ha ha ha ha

(Max grabs the end of the blanket that Rosie is sleeping on and drags him of the stage)

(Max enters)

Max: great! My plan is finally complete! Without Rosie, Daisy will never believe in the Jabereep stone! He’ll just leave and go back to his village: Kitten town!

(Max exits)

(the sun slowly comes up)

(Daisy yawns from offstage)

(Daisy enters)

Daisy: wait a second, where's Rosie?

(Daisy walks over to where Rosie had been sleeping and picks the map up from the ground)

Daisy: Wait!! The evil sorceress must have captured Rosie!! The Jabereep stone has to be real! I must go save my brother!

(Daisy exits)

(switch scene to Max's layer)

(Rosie is tied up in the corner)

(Max enters)

(Max goes to look in her crystal ball)

Max: what?! I thought Daisy would be discouraged and go home! How is he already outside my tower!

Rosie: because he's MY brother DUH!!!

(Max grabs Rosie and pulls him offstage

(switch to Daisy, she's banging on the door to Max's tower)

Daisy: come on evil sorceress lady! Open up! I need to save my brother! Uhg! Can you NOT hear me?!!!

(the door opens and Max and Rosie are there)

(Daisy runs and hugs his brother)

Daisy: you're okay!

Rosie: let's finish this

(Rosie pushes away Max)

(Daisy gets Rosies hands apart)

(Rosie reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pencil)

Rosie: DRAW YOUR PENCIL!!!!

Daisy: wait? Did you use that to draw the map?

Rosie: of course not!

(Rosie turns toward Max)

Rosie: engarde!

(Max looks at Rosie with a confused expression)

Max: i'll just stick to my magic

(Max takes out a princess wand)

(Daisy looks between them and then takes out an eraser)

Daisy: I will erase you from this planet!

(Daisy runs over over and starts erasing Max's face)

Daisy: erase, erase, erase, erase, erase, erase

(Rosie runs over and grabs the wand out of Max's hand)

Rosie: Bippity, boppity, boop!

(Rosie hits the crown off of Max's head)

(Max slowly starts to stumble backwards)

Max: i’m melting!!!!

(Max stumbles off the stage)

(you hear a crash off stage)

Rosie and Daisy: YAY!!!!

(Rosie and Daisy grab the crown at the same time and walk off stage)

(Narrator 1 enters)

1: Rosie and Daisy went back to Kitty town and lived a long, happy life. Everything seemed to be going so well, except….

(narrator 1 exits)

(Rosie enters)

Rosie: mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Finally my plan is complete! I made Daisy believe I was going to share the Jabereep stone with him but really it was just for me! Now I will rule the world!

(Daisy pokes his head into the scene)

Daisy: PLOT TWIST!!!!!

(all actors enter)

(all characters bow)

All: The End!