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The Ki-turkey Trilogy
Characters:
Rosie- One of the two rulers of Kitten Town, sets up the Ki-Turkey resistance, teaches the guards in the Ki-Turkey resistance
Daisy- The other ruler of Kitten Town, teaches the guards in the Ki-Turkey resistance
Lord Roberto- Ruler of the Ki-Turkey tribe
Onietta- A runaway Ki-turkey that is a spy for Rosie and Daisy, Roberto’s old friend
Pepperetta- Onietta’s sister, ran from the Ki-Turkey tribe years ago
Zoofusa- Leader of the Oofas
Cat #1: A normal cat
Cat #2: Rosie’s biggest fan
Narrator- A narrator
Ki-Turkey Resistance- Rosie and Daisy’s army
By: Rosie & Daisy
Part 1- Rise of the Ki-turkey
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Ponce ponpon az emet, on a planet called Mewpurrter, there were two cats named Rosie and Daisy. Rosie and Daisy lived in a castle in the Muji mountains, where everything is calm and peaceful. Or so they thought….
(Enter Roberto and Ki-turkeys)
Narrator: These are Ki-turkeys, a creature that lives in the Muji mountain range. Though as fascinating as these creatures may look, they are evil and will do nothing to stop from getting as much land as possible. This requires getting rid of the castle; with Rosie and Daisy in it.
(Narrator exits)
Lord Roberto: Ki-turkeys! We must be ready to battle Rosie and Daisy and claim what is rightfully ours! Prepare yourselves, as we are leaving in three days. Onietta!
(Onietta looks up)
Lord Roberto: Onietta, what are you doing? We need to get to work! Have you put the Ki-turklings safely to bed where they belong?
Onietta: Oh, I was supposed to do that?
Lord Roberto: Onietta! I don’t have time for this right now! What were you even doing!?
Onietta: Oh, just, umm… gardening!
Lord Roberto: Why in all of Mewpurrter are you gardening in our den!?
Onietta: Why in all of Mewpurrter are you telling us what to do?
Lord Roberto: Because, I am your FABULOUS leader, and you will do as I say. Now go put the Ki-turklings away.
Onietta: Fine.
(Onietta grumbles and walks off)
Lord Roberto: Onietta. What a disgrace to the Ki-turkey kind.
(Lord Roberto walks off in opposite direction)
(Enter Onietta)
Onietta: There! The Ki-turklings are all put away, take that Lord Roberto.
(Onietta sits down)
Onietta: The most fabulous leader, that's funny. Actually, haven’t I heard someone say fabulous before? I swear I have. Hmmmm. (Thinks) Wait! That’s it! Those two cats Rosie and Daisy! The ones that live in that castle behind our mountain! (Onietta stands up) That must be the castle Lord Roberto is trying to destroy! Their much nicer than Lord Roberto. I need to find and help them!
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: And that is the story of how Onietta decided to escape her tribe and join Rosie and Daisy on a journey to stop Lord Roberto! Speaking of which, let’s see what Rosie and Daisy are doing.
(Narrator exits)
(Enter Rosie and Daisy)
Rosie: There! All of the kitchens ice cubes are assorted into groups of three! What's next on the list?
Daisy: Next, we check on the flower room.
Rosie: Ok, Onwards! To the flower room!
(Rosie and Daisy move to the other side of the stage)
Daisy: Good, the rose and daisy are perfectly safe. Seems as if today will be another calm and peaceful day.
Rosie: I’m good with that, how about we sit down outside and eat some 아이쥬?
Daisy: Sounds good to me!
(Rosie and Daisy exit)
(Enter Onietta)
Onietta:(Quietly) Okay,all the Ki-turkeys are going to bed, it’s time for some action! (flails arms around, then stops) Oh right, I can’t fly. There goes plan A. Guess I’m walking.
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Onietta spent all night walking to Rosie and Daisy’s castle. But when she arrived, there were some complications.
(Narrator exits)
(Enter Onietta)
Onietta: Finally! I made it to the castle! Now I can tell Rosie and Daisy about Lord Roberto’s evil plans! (Onietta walks over to the door and tries to open it but it won’t move) Come on! I came all this way and I can’t get in!? What do I do now? (Onietta flails arms around again) Oh right, I can’t fly. (Onietta sees a rope going up to a window in a tower) What a conveniently placed rope! Now, let's do this.
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Daisy, Daisy lays down on a bed)
Daisy: (Yawns) Okay, time to go to bed, I should probably move that rope out of my window, don’t want intruders! (Daisy moves over to the rope) Nah! I’ll move it tomorrow! (Daisy lays back down and goes to sleep)
(Enter Onietta from window)
Onietta: (Whispering) Finally! That took long enough! (Onietta sees Daisy sleeping) Great! One of the cats is already here! (Looks at Daisy) But which one is it? (Pokes Daisy’s shoulder) Hello? Rosie? Is that you?
(Daisy jumps up from her bed)
Daisy: WHO JUST CALLED ME ROSIE!?
(Daisy notices Onietta)
Onietta and Daisy: AHHHHH!
(Daisy grabs an eraser while Onietta runs around the room)
Daisy: Who are you and what are you doing in my room!?
Onietta: (Frantically) Calm down! I won’t hurt you!
Daisy: Don’t make me use the eraser!
Onietta: I’m not going to hurt you!
Daisy: Oh yeah! I’m definitely going to trust the turkey with an onion on its head!
(Daisy launches towards Onietta and falls)
(Enter Rosie)
Rosie: Daisy? Are you okay? Wha- (Notices Onietta, says more calmly) Who are you?
Onietta: I’m Onietta! Thank goodness you're not as crazy as the other one! Are you Daisy?
Rosie: DID. YOU. JUST. CALL. ME. DAISY?
Onietta: Yes! I mean, no?
Rosie: (Grabs pencil) Don’t make me use the pencil!
(Rosie launches at Onietta and falls)
Onietta: Are you kidding me?
(Rosie and Daisy get up and stand back to back with a pencil and eraser)
Onietta: What just happened?
Daisy: Who are you and why are you here?
Onietta: I come with a very important message about the Ki-turkey tribe!
Rosie: The Ki-turkey tribe? Aren’t those the creatures that live in the Muji mountains next to us?
Onietta: Yes!
Rosie: You said you had an important message?
Onietta: Yes! And it has to do with you two!
Daisy: With us?
Rosie: Is it bad?
Onietta: Actually, it is bad.
Rosie: Well sit down and tell us.
(Onietta moves a seat over and sits down)
Onietta: Well, before I start, let me get this straight. (Looks at Rosie) You’re Rosie? (Rosie nods) (Onietta looks at Daisy) And you’re Daisy? (Daisy nods) Great! Now, let me tell you a story…
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta freeze)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Onietta told Rosie and Daisy all about Lord Roberto and her evil plans to attack their castle and how she hated Onietta. Onietta explained that he wanted to join their side and help them defeat Lord Roberto.
(Narrator exits)
Rosie: Wait… So you’re saying that the Ki-turkey tribe is evil?
Onietta: The tribe itself isn’t evil. It’s just that Lord Roberto is so mean and rude, and he rules the tribe, they may come off as evil.
Daisy: Well what can we do to help?
Onietta: You mean you want to help me?
Rosie: Of course we do! This could be a new adventure!
Onietta: New adventure?
Daisy: That's not important, what we’re trying to say is that we will do everything we can to help.
Onietta: You really mean that?
Daisy: Of course we do!
Rosie: Now like Daisy said, what can we do to help?
Onietta: I’m not sure, all I know is that Lord Roberto is planning to attack sometime within the next two days.
Rosie: Well, what can we do in the next two days?
Onietta: I guess we could protect the castle somehow… Like a guard!
Daisy: A guard?
Rosie: Yes! A guard! And they can help us defend the castle!
Daisy: This is great!
Rosie: We are so smart!
Daisy: I know! You and me coming up with these awesome ideas!
Onietta: I thought of that…
Rosie: Oh, right. Sorry. Besides that, where will we find cats or catems who want to join the guard? No one lives around here!
Daisy: That's true…
Onietta: I think that it's too late now to come up with ideas, we can think about it in the morning.
Rosie & Daisy: Sounds good!
Onietta: I’m going to my tribe, I don’t want the Ki-turkeys getting suspicious of my absence.
Rosie: Okay, bye Onietta!
(Onietta exits)
Rosie: What just happened?
Daisy: Not sure....
Rosie: Why do the weird things always happen to us?
Daisy: I’ve already given up on that question.
(Rosie and Daisy exit)
(Enter Lord Roberto)
Lord Roberto: It is almost midnight! After that only one more day until we attack. I just hope that every Ki-turkey is ready for battle.
(Enter Onietta)
Onietta: (Panting) I-I’m here.
Lord Roberto: Why in all of Mewpurrter where you NOT here? I thought you were putting the Ki-turklings away! You’ve been gone for hours!
Onietta: I’m sorry Lord Roberto….
Lord Roberto: (Through gritted teeth) Where were you?
Onietta: I- I was- um…. Taking a walk?
Lord Roberto: Like I’m believing that
Onietta: I was!
Lord Roberto: And why were you taking a walk?
Onietta: I was looking for a place to do my- um- gardening?
Lord Roberto: You said you were gardening in the cave
Onietta: I did? I mean, I did! But I’m doing it again
Lord Roberto: Just go and prepare for battle!
Onietta: Fine….
(Lord Roberto exits)
Onietta: It's time to take action! But um, how? (Starts thinking) Okay, Lord Roberto wants every Ki-turkey to get ready for battle, which means I barely have time to see Rosie and Daisy. The problem is, I need to see them without Lord Roberto being suspicious, and I need to “help” Lord Roberto without betraying Rosie and Daisy. What should I do!? (Sits on the floor, waits a couple of seconds) I know! Since I’m still part of the Ki-turkey tribe, I can use that to my advantage and become a spy for Rosie and Daisy! And I can tell Lord Roberto that I’m scouting out routes for us to attack so I can see Rosie and Daisy! The plan is perfect! I’ll go talk to Lord Roberto right now! (Starts walking away) Wait. I can’t just walk up to him and tell him I’m going to be on his side, he would know I’m lying. I guess I’ll figure it out.
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Lord Roberto with a group of Ki-turkeys)
Lord Roberto: Okay Ki-turkeys, lets assign you things to do! (Continues to point at Ki-turkeys while giving out jobs) You! Sharpen the weapons! And you two! Start building a wall in front of our cave! The rest of you! Go pack food and clean the place up!
(Enter Onietta)
Lord Roberto: What do you want?
Onietta: I was wondering what I could do to help
Lord Roberto: Why would you want to help me?
Onietta: Because I- I decided that it was time to be loyal to my tribe and help out
Lord Roberto: Really? I doubt that
Onietta: I’m serious! If you want, I could scout out areas that we could use to attack on!
Lord Roberto: Hmmm…. Not a bad idea. Fine! Starting tomorrow you will start exploring our territory!
Onietta: Oh! And one more thing!
Lord Roberto: Yes?
Onietta: If I’m scouting out battlefields, then shouldn’t I know our weaknesses, so we have an advantage?
Lord Roberto: True, let me tell you our weaknesses (Onietta takes out a pen and notebook and puts on reading glasses) One of our weaknesses are brambles. Our feathers get caught in them a lot, so we have to avoid them. We also hate the night, our feathers are to bright and stand out to much in the dark, and most importantly, we can’t STAND fire. It reminds us of our lost Ki-turkeys due to catems who eat them all. I believe that's all
Onietta: Thank you so much!
(Onietta runs off stage)
Lord Roberto: Onietta, maybe she isn’t as bad as everyone thought
(Lord Roberto exits)
(Enter Rosie and Daisy)
Rosie: Good morning Daisy!
Daisy: Good morning Rosie!
Rosie: Did you sleep well last night?
Daisy: I did! What about you?
Rosie: Not much….
Daisy: Really, why?
Rosie: Remember? Today is when the Ki-turkeys are supposed to attack!
Daisy: I completely forgot! Is Onietta here?
Rosie: Not yet, but we can wait
(Enter Onietta)
Onietta: Rosie! Daisy! I have great news!
Daisy: What is it?
Onietta: I know Lord Roberto’s weaknesses now!
Rosie: How did you manage that?
Onietta: I told him that I’d help our tribe by scouting out areas to battle on! He told me his weaknesses so that I wouldn’t choose a bad battlefield!
Daisy: That’s great!
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta continue talking, unheard by the audience. Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Onietta told Rosie and Daisy all about Lord Roberto’s weaknesses. Little did they know, a Ki-turkey was watching them from afar.
(Narrator exits)
(Enter Ki-turkey from the side, Ki-turkey stays still and watches the three of them)
Rosie: Brambles, nighttime, and fire? Got it!
Daisy: Now we can use their weaknesses against them!
Onietta: I’m going to go back to the tribe and tell Lord Roberto I found a battlefield!
Rosie: Where will the battlefield be?
Onietta: I’ll tell him that it is in the Western fields, I heard that there are lots of brambles there!
Daisy: Perfect!
Onietta: I’ll come to you guys when the Ki-turkeys go to “battle.”
Rosie: Bye Onietta! Stay safe!
Daisy: Thank you for everything!
(Onietta exits, the unseen Ki-turkey follows)
(Rosie and Daisy exit)
(Enter Onietta with Lord Roberto)
Lord Roberto: So, you’re saying that the Western field is an ideal battlefield?
Onietta: Yes! Rosie and Daisy will have no chance against us!
Lord Roberto: Good, good (Ki-turkey from earlier enters) Um, will you excuse me for a moment Onietta?
Onietta: Of course!
(Onietta exits)
Lord Roberto: What do you want?
Ki-turkey: I know something about Onietta
Lord Roberto: Hmm? What do you mean?
Ki-turkey: Onietta isn’t who she’s saying she is! She’s a spy!
Lord Roberto: A spy? For who?
Ki-turkey: Rosie and Daisy! I followed her out into the woods! She went to the castle to speak with them and she told them all of our weaknesses!
Lord Roberto: But she said to me that we should attack in the Western field!
Ki-turkey: Do you know our land? The Western field is full of brambles!
Lord Roberto: What!? She tricked me! HOW DARE SHE? We are attacking right now!
Ki-turkey: What do you mean right now?
Lord Roberto: I mean, pack your bags, we’re heading out now!
Ki-turkey: Yes Lord Roberto
(Ki-turkey exits)
Lord Roberto: How dare Onietta do such a thing! I’ll never trust her again!
(Lord Roberto exits)
(Enter all Ki-turkeys and Lord Roberto)
Onietta: What is he doing now?
Lord Roberto: Ki-turkeys! I have a big announcement!
Onietta: Oh boy….
Lord Roberto: We are attacking the castle now!
Onietta: Wait, what!?
(Lord Roberto and Ki-turkeys look at Onietta)
Lord Roberto: Well Onietta, looks like your plan collapsed!
Onietta: Rosie and Daisy won’t let you get away with this!
Lord Roberto: What can they do? It’s two catems, against the most powerful Ki-turkey tribe! Really Onietta? Two against hundreds?
Onietta: Three. Three against hundreds.
Lord Roberto: So you were on their side. Go! We don’t want anything to do with you! Goodbye!
Onietta: It was a pleasure working with you!
(Onietta runs offstage)
Lord Roberto: Ki-turkeys! Let’s battle!
(Ki-turkeys cheer and march in unison offstage)
(Enter Rosie and Daisy)
Rosie: I can’t wait to see the look on those Ki-turkey’s faces when they go into the Western field!
Daisy: I know! I just hope Onietta can get away in time
(Onietta runs on stage frantically)
Onietta: Rosie! Daisy! We’re in trouble!
Daisy: What is it?
Onietta: Lord Roberto found out that I was a spy! They’re coming to the castle right now!
Rosie & Daisy: What!?
Onietta: Please don’t be mad at me!
Rosie: It’s not your fault. We need to leave now.
Daisy: Leave our castle? They’ll destroy it!
Rosie: Then at least start trying to protect it!
(Onietta, Rosie, and Daisy scramble on the stage, stopped by the sound of chanting)
Onietta: Their here
(Enter Lord Roberto and Ki-turkeys)
Rosie: Leave
Lord Roberto: We will never surrender
Daisy: I wouldn’t do that if I were you
Lord Roberto: Why should I surrender to you?
Rosie: Because you don’t want to see us when we’re angry
Lord Roberto: Ki-turkeys attack!
Onietta: Run!
(Ki-turkeys launch at Onietta, Rosie, and Daisy, for the next scene, Ki-turkeys are always fighting)
Rosie: DRAW YOUR PENCIL!
Daisy: I WILL ERASE YOU FROM THIS PLANET!
Onietta: Help! (Two Ki-turkeys tackle Onietta) Ow! (Ki-turkeys move showing Onietta motionless)
Daisy: Onietta!
(Rosie and Daisy run over to Onietta)
Rosie: She’s not breathing
Daisy: We need to take her inside the castle
Rosie: Okay, on three. One, two, three, go!
(Rosie and Daisy drag Onietta offstage)
(Ki-turkeys exit)
(Enter Rosie and Daisy with Onietta)
Rosie: The underground tunnels, haven’t been here for a while
Daisy: We built these incase something like this would happen
Rosie: And the tunnels go all over Mewpurrter
(Onietta starts coughing and wakes up)
Onietta: What happened?
Daisy: You're alive! Thank goodness!
Onietta: Is the battle over?
Rosie: No. We need a new plan
Daisy: Like what?
Rosie: I’m not sure, but right now, we just need to recover
Onietta: They won’t get away with this
Rosie: I know they won’t
Daisy: Because Rosie and Daisy don’t surrender in a battle….
(Lights dim)
End of Part 1- The Rise of the Ki-turkey
Next- Part 2- The Attack of the Ki-turkey
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: As you can see, things have been going pretty tough for Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta. The first battle was rough, and Onietta was severely injured. The thing was; that was just the beginning.
(Narrator exits)
(Enter Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta, Onietta is lying unconscious on the ground)
Daisy: Rosie?
Rosie: Daisy? It’s late out, is everything okay?
Daisy: Yes. I was just wondering, how many days have we been down here?
Rosie: I’d say at least a week.
Daisy: Already?
Rosie: I suppose
Daisy: Do you think that it’s safe to leave the tunnels?
Rosie: I doubt it. Lord Roberto probably has guards stationed all over our castle. Plus, Onietta is still hurt and we’re outnumbered.
Daisy: Good point.
(Loud rumble)
Rosie: What was that?
Daisy: I don’t know
Rosie: Have we been discovered?
(Another loud rumble)
Rosie: (Whispering) Be quiet!
(Rosie and Daisy are completely still. The rumbling ceases)
Daisy: We need to get out of here.
Rosie: But how?
Daisy: When Onietta is fit to travel we can think about that.
Onietta: Did someone say my name?
Rosie: Onietta! You’re awake!
Onietta: Is the battle over?
Daisy: No, it isn’t
Onietta: We need to leave!
Rosie: We don’t right now. You need to rest
Onietta: Fine.
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta all lay down and fall asleep)
(Faint sound of birds chirping, Rosie sits up)
Rosie: I guess that means it’s morning. Daisy, wake up!
Daisy: (Sits up) Good morning!
Rosie: Good morning!
Onietta: Can we go now?
Rosie and Daisy: Ahhh!
Onietta: Sorry….
Daisy: No, it’s okay
Rosie: Onietta, we can go when you’re better and we figure out what to do when we get out
Onietta: I am better!
Daisy: I know that you’re looking forward to leaving, but you need to recover
Onietta: I’m fine! (Onietta shakily stands up) See?
Rosie: She is better….
Daisy: Then we can leave!
Rosie: Not necessarily
Daisy and Onietta: Why!?
Rosie: Remember? We have no way to protect the castle, it’s three against hundreds of Ki-turkey!
Onietta: Where do we go then?
Rosie: I’m not sure….
(pause)
Daisy: I know!
Rosie: What?
Daisy: Do you remember when we first met Onietta?
Rosie: Onietta said something important
Onietta: I did?
Daisy: Yes! That’s right! You said that we should form a guard
Onietta: I did that?
Rosie and Daisy: Yes!
Onietta: And where will we find enough Catems to help us? It’s not like any Ki-turkeys are up for it.
Rosie: That’s true
Onietta: Do you two know any catems or cats that would be interested in helping out? Any that you know?
Daisy: (Eyes wide) As a matter of fact… (Turns to Rosie) Nac mew og?
Rosie: To Kitten town?
Daisy: Yes!
Onietta: Nac mew og?
Daisy: It’s Catish for “can you go?”
Rosie: Daisy, we haven’t been there forever! No one will recognize us!
Daisy: I mean we technically are the kings of kitten town…
Rosie: oh yeah… but no one remembers that.
Daisy: we can remind them!
Rosie: Aear mew baloompi!?
Onietta: What does that mean?
Rosie: You don’t want to know
(Another loud rumble)
Rosie: If we’re going to Kitten Town, then we need to get out
Onietta: How?
Rosie: I wish I knew
Daisy: We could break out of the tunnel
Rosie: Break out?
Onietta: Breakout….(Rosie and Daisy look at her) Break out!
Rosie and Daisy: Umm….
Onietta: We can break out!
Daisy: We can?
Onietta: We can
(Onietta walks over to a stone wall and faces it)
Rosie: Onietta?
Onietta: (Does Ki-turkey cry, wall explodes)
Daisy: That. Was. Amazing.
Onietta: Let’s go
(Onietta, Rosie, and Daisy exit)
(Enter Lord Roberto and Ki-turkeys)
(Loud rumble)
Lord Roberto: What was that?
Ki-turkey: It sounds as if a wall exploded
Lord Roberto: But where?
Ki-turkey: Rosie, Daisy, and that ki-turkey are gone now, so I don’t know
Lord Roberto: Are you certain that they’re gone?
Ki-turkey: Well where would they be?
Lord Roberto: I don’t know, we stormed the castle and they just disappeared! Something doesn’t seem right.
Ki-turkey: We’ll just keep our eyes out
(Lord Roberto and Ki-turkeys exit)
(Enter Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta)
Rosie: These are the Muji valleys!
Daisy: Is that a thing?
Rosie: It says so on my map!
Daisy: Since when did you get a map?
Rosie: Um… Since now! The map says to head through the Oofa tribe
Onietta: Oofa tribe?
Rosie: Oofas are cloud-like creatures here on Mewpurrter
Onietta: Okay…
Daisy: How long does it take to get to the Oofas?
Rosie: Exactly fifteen minutes!
Onietta: If we want to recruit members into our ki-turkey resistance, then we better hurry!
Daisy: Okay, let’s go!
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta exit)
(Enter Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta on a hill, it is night)
Daisy: Look at all of the stars! This place is so beautiful!
Rosie: The map says that these are the Zypharoll hills!
Daisy: How close are we to the Oofa tribe?
Rosie: Just beyond the Zypharoll hills is a lake, and over the lake is the Oofa tribe!
Onietta: We can make it there tomorrow!
Rosie: Yes! Everything is coming into place. After we cross the Oofa tribe, and the other part of the Muji Mountains, we can go to Kitten Town!
Onietta: I’m so excited, I’ve never been to the Oofa tribe
Daisy: Me neither, but I think we need to camp out here for the night before we move any further.
Rosie: I agree. We’ll sleep here tonight and head to the Oofa Tribe tomorrow.
(Rosie and Daisy take some blankets out of their bags and lay the on the ground)
Onietta: Goodnight catems
Rosie & Daisy: Goodnight Onietta
(They fall asleep)
(The lights remain off for twenty seconds, all the while Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta will be rolling around, snoring, etc.)
(Lights turn back on)
Onietta: MEOWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
Rosie & Daisy: AHH!
Onietta: Sorry….
Rosie: What was that!?
Onietta: In the Ki-turkey tribes, to show the tribe that you are awake, you do the Ki-turkey cry.
Rosie & Daisy: Ahhh.
Daisy: Well, it was a good thing you woke us up, because we need to go to the Oofa tribe!
Rosie: Yes! Let’s pack up and head over there now.
(Rosie and Daisy pack their bags. Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta exit)
(Enter Zoofusa with some Oofas)
Zoofusa: Good morning oofas! Today will be an amazing day! We are going to build a new garden in the eastern part of the village
Oofa: What flowers will we plant?
Zoofusa: I’m not sure, maybe some petunias or lilies!
Oofa: Rosie and Daisy!
Zoofusa: Well, I don’t know where to find those flowers….
Oofa: No! It’s Rosie and Daisy!
(Enter Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta)
Oofas: Rosie! Daisy! What are you doing here?
Daisy: Hi Zoofusa! We decided to stop by because we're recruiting an army.
Zoofusa:An army? What for?
Rosie: Lord Roberto and his ki-turkey army raided our castle. We’re trying to build up an army to defeat him.
Zoofusa: Wow! I’m so sorry! Wait- Isn't that a Ki-turkey? (Points to Onietta)
Onietta: I’m Onietta, and I’m on Rosie and Daisy’s side
Zoofusa: Oh, well if you need help, the oofas and I will gladly do so
Rosie: Really? Thank you so much! We really need all the help we can get
Zoofusa: Don’t worry about it. When are you leaving to recruit more of an army?
Daisy: Right now actually!
Zoofusa: Cool! Thanks for stopping by!
Onietta: No problem!
Rosie & Daisy: Bye!
Oofas: Bye!
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta exit)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: So, Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta left to go to Kitten town, but they had no idea what they would find there….
(Enter Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta in Kitten town)
Rosie: Yay! We’re finally here!
Daisy: I missed this place. It seems like forever since we were here!
Rosie: I know! Maybe we can get some treaty-nips before we recruit anyone….
Daisy: Yeah! That would be a great idea!
Rosie: What do you think Onietta?
Onietta: Sure!
Rosie: Perfect! Let’s go to my favourite restaurant, “The Wandering Wikalow.”
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta arrive at the “Wandering Wikalow”)
Daisy: I love this place!
Rosie: They have such good food
Onietta: Can we just get some food? I’m starving!
(Narrator walks across holding a sign that says “30 minutes later”)
Onietta: That was delicious! I love eating baankaboo!
Daisy: Me too! Baankaboo is delicious!
Rosie: I only got tofu…. What is baankaboo anyway?
Daisy: It’s like a plantain but with foozle fuzz on top! And it comes with an onion dipping sauce!
Onietta: I put that on the side
Rosie: Interesting, now let’s recruit some creatures!
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta exit)
(Rosie, Daisy, and Onietta enter a small village)
Daisy: We can knock on the doors and ask anyone if they want to join!
Onietta: Um…. Doesn’t that seem a bit too- direct? I mean, you’re just meeting them!
Daisy: So?
Rosie: It’s fine, I’m sure someone will come through. I mean we are the kings of this town.
Daisy: Let’s go here!
(Daisy walks up to a door and knocks on it, a cat opens the door and looks at Daisy)
Cat #1: Hello?
Daisy: Hi! It's me, king Daisy.
Cat #1: Okay, why are you here in Kitten town?
Daisy: Okay? OKAY!? I am the FABULOUS Daisy! Ruler of Kitten Town! And all you say is OKAY?
Cat #1: Um, bye. (Cat slams door)
Rosie: What did you do?
Daisy: Was I a bit too confronting?
Rosie: Mmhmm. Here, let my try.
(Rosie walks up to a house and knocks on door, a cat opens the door)
Rosie: Hi, I’m Rosie, and I have a few questions for yo-
Cat #2: ROSIE??? As in THE Rosie? AS IN THE RULER OF MEWPURRTER ROSIE?
Daisy: Are you kidding me!?
Onietta: (to daisy) I thought you were the rulers of Kitten Town? Not Mewpurrter.
Daisy: we are. I guess the cats just a really big fan.
Cat #2: I am your biggest fan! Can I have your autograph?
Rosie: Um, I was actually looking for someone that I can have join my army
Cat #2: YOUR army? Well count me in! Will I do your makeup?
Rosie: What? Makeup? Eww, no gross. Why would you do makeup in an army?
Cat #2: Well someone has to look nice! What else would I do?
Rosie: Train, battle ki-turkeys
Cat #2: Ki-turkeys? Eww! I hate ki-turkeys! (Spots Onietta) AHH! There’s a ki-turkey behind you! RUN!!! (Cat slams door)
Daisy: This is useless
Onietta: How about I try!
Rosie & Daisy: Okay….
(Onietta knocks on a door, a ki-turkey with a pepper shaker as a head opens the door)
Onietta: (Gasps) Pepperetta?
Pepperetta: Onietta?
Onietta & Pepperetta: Sister!!! (They hug)
Rosie & Daisy: Sister???
Daisy: You’re kidding right?
Rosie: Onietta has a sister?
Daisy: This is ridiculous
Onietta: Rosie, Daisy, meet my sister Pepperetta
Pepperetta: Hi! Your the rulers of this town, right?
Daisy: yeah, we are.
Rosie: wait, don't we know you?
Daisy: oh yeah!
Onietta: what?
Rosie: we met Pepperetta when she first came to this village. We had just arrived too.
Pepperetta: oh, yeah, that did happen! You guys were the reason I got to stay here in Kitten Town!
Rosie: Wait, how come you never told us about Pepperetta before….
Onietta: Oh! Yeah, let me explain…. When me and Pepperetta were just ki-turklings, we lived in Krisa’s ki-turkey tribe, right during Lord Roberto’s initiation. I was never Lord Roberto’s favourite, but Lord Roberto despised Pepperetta!
Peppereatta: Yeah! And I hated Lord Roberto even more than my sister. So when he became ruler I ran away, never to be seen again
Rosie: Ran away? Wow.
Onietta: I know! I was heartbroken that my sister left, that’s why I joined you guys
Pepperetta: Joined?
Daisy: Yes! Pepperetta, would you be interested in joining the ki-turkey resistance? It’s an army of creatures that are going to fight Lord Roberto and his tribe of ki-turkeys!
Pepperetta: That sounds so cool! Count me in!
Rosie: Yay! Finally! Now we should go see if we can recruit anyone else
(Rosie, Daisy, Onietta, and Pepperetta exit)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Rosie, Daisy, Onietta, and Pepperetta were able to recruit twenty cats and bring them into a field by their castle. Let’s see what they are doing now….
(Exit Narrator)
(Enter Rosie, Daisy, Onietta, Pepperetta, and the Ki-turkey Resistance)
Rosie: Cats! Attention!
Cats: Yes Rosie!
Rosie: We are in very dangerous times, and are against a very dangerous enemy. We must use all of our powers in this battle of the ki-turkeys and cats. Me and my brother will train you to become the best warriors there are! Can I get a MEOWLL!
Cat: Isn’t that the ki-turkey war cry?
Rosie: Why yes, yes it is. We need our own war cry….
Daisy: Can I get a LOOMPILOOMPIWAA!
Cats: LOOMPILOOMPIWAA!
Rosie: Good one
Daisy: You will go through different classes taught by me, Rosie, Onietta, and Pepperetta. You will each learn a different skill that you will use in battle. Your schedules will be handed out by Onietta in the left field. We will win this battle! Loompiloompiwaa!
(Rosie and Daisy exit)
Pepperetta: This should be interesting
Onietta: Here’s a schedule (Hands schedule to Pepperetta)
Pepperetta: Rosie- Teaching “throwing knives 101.” Daisy- Teaching “How to assassinate a ki-turkey, a step-by-step tutorial.” Onietta- Teaching “Don’t judge a book by it’s cover, unless you’ve already read it” course. Pepperetta teaching- “War cries and how to use them.” Who created this?
Onietta: Daisy
Pepperetta: I figured
(Onietta and Pepperetta exit)
(Enter Rosie with ki-turkey resistance)
Rosie: Ni-meow everyone! Today, I am teaching “Throwing Knives 101.”
Cat: What are we going to learn in this class?
Rosie: We are going to be learning about throwing knives and how to use them!
Cats: Yay!
Rosie: First, I will teach you about what throwing knives are. *Ahem,* throwing knives are weighted knives that are used to throw at targets, typically as a sport. There are many different types of throwing knives. You all have very standard throwing knives in front of you. Pick up your throwing knives.
Cats: (Pick up knives and inspect them.)
Rosie: As you can see, throwing knives are heavier than normal knives, and are shaped differently. When you get to throwing the knives, be very careful that you don’t stab anyone next to you. Does anyone here know how to throw a throwing knife? (Silence) Well there’s my answer! Okay, step 1. Each of you have a piece of wood with a target shape on it. Your goal is to get as close to the center of the target as possible. In my opinion, the most basic way to throw a knife is to make it spin and hit the target. When you throw the knife, try to flick your wrist. Without letting go of your knife, practice holding the knife without flicking your wrist.
Cats: (Practice for a couple seconds. One cat accidentally lets go of the knife and it hits the piece of wood.)
Rosie: That is not what you want to do with your knife right now. Okay, step 2. Actually let go of the knife, see if you can make it spin, or if it goes straight. Either way is fine, as long as you hit the target, Go for it!
Cats: (Try to hit the target, one cat almost hits the center.)
Rosie: All of you did very good today! Keep practicing throwing those knives! Awoosh!
Cats: Awoosh!
(Rosie and Cats exit)
(Enter Daisy and Cats)
Daisy: Ni-meow everyone!
Cats: Ni-meow!
Daisy: Today we are going to learn how to assassinate a ki-turkey!
Cat: Why would we need to learn this?
Daisy: Because you never know when when there might a ki-turkey that you need to assassinate! Simple!
Cat: Okay…
Daisy: Now, let me tell you what you need to assassinate a ki-turkey! You will need the following: A flashlight, throwing knife, poisonous gas, duct tape, and a cookie
Cat: Why would you need a cookie?
Daisy: Because you can’t get hungry on the job! (Cat rolls eyes) Now, first, you must sneak to the place where the ki-turkey is living, and then you nee- (Distant chanting) What was that?
Ki-turkeys: (Singing) Let’s go to war! Let’s go to war!
Daisy: No no no no no no. You aren't prepared yet!
Cats: Ahhhh!
(Enter Rosie, Onietta, Pepperetta, and rest of Ki-turkey Resistance)
Rosie: Everyone! Grab your throwing knives!
Onietta and Pepperetta: Remember what we taught you
Daisy: And even though this was unexpected, let’s win this battle! LOOMPILOOMPIWAA!
All: LOOMPILOOMPIWAA!
(Lights Dim)
End of Part 2- The Attack of the Ki-turkey
Next- Part 3- The Fall of the Ki-turkey
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Once upon a time on a planet called Mewpurrter, ki-turkeys were marching towards Rosie and Daisy’s castle. Rosie and Daisy were preparing for the ki-turkey’s attack, but they had no idea that they would be attacking so soon. It is now time to see if they have trained the ki-turkey resistance well….
(Narrator exits, enter Rosie, Daisy, Onietta, Pepperetta, and Ki-turkey Resistance)
Rosie: The ki-turkeys are coming! What do we do?
Daisy: We get set up to battle!
Onietta: What if they kill you?
Rosie: They can’t kill us, we’re immortal
Onietta: Then isn’t this battle pointless?
Daisy: Kind of
Rosie: No! They still keep us out of our castle. Besides, they’re probably here to take Onietta back, and if they see Pepperetta, they might want her too!
Daisy: Good point…
Rosie: What should we do? Do we have enough members of the ki-turkey resistance?
Daisy: I don’t know
Pepperetta: Is there anyone else who would want to come and help? Anyone else who hates Lord Roberto and the ki-turkeys?
(Ki-turkeys enter stage, everyone stops)
Daisy: Lord Roberto! What are you doing here?
Lord Roberto: I would like to ask you the same
Rosie: You already kicked us out of me and Daisy’s castle! You have no right to be here!
Lord Roberto: Actually, it's my castle!
Daisy: I’d like to see you try to keep us away from our castle!
Lord Roberto: Okay, ki-turkeys attack!
Ki-turkeys: MEOWLLLL
Rosie: Ki-turkey resistance, ATTACK!
Ki-turkey resistance: LOOMPILOOMPIWAA!
(Ki-turkey resistance charges at ki-turkeys)
Rosie: Quick! Daisy! Get a throwing knife!
Daisy: You really trust me with one of those?
Rosie: Good point…
(Ki-turkey lunges at cat)
Cat: Help!
Daisy: Don’t worry! (Faces ki-turkey attacking cat) MEOWLLLLL! (Ki-turkey runs away)
Cat: Thanks! Wait, did you just do the ki-turkey war cry?
Daisy: Yeah, I thought it might scare the ki-turkey away
Cat: Awesome! Well, back to battling.
(Daisy runs back to Rosie, Onietta comes over)
Onietta: I don’t think we have enough cats! We’re like, twenty to a hundred!
Rosie: Wait! I have an idea!
Daisy: What is it?
(Enter Pepperetta)
Pepperetta: What’s going on?
Rosie: I have an idea! Remember when we visited the oofas?
Onietta & Daisy: Yes?
Rosie: Zoofusa said that the oofa tribe would help out any time we needed it! We need two of us to go and get the oofas!
Pepperetta: I’ll go! I’ve never been!
Rosie: Daisy, what about you?
Daisy: Nah, I prefer scaring ki-turkeys by saying MEOWLL-
Rosie: Okay, we get it! I’ll go then. Daisy, Onietta, you two help the Ki-tukey Resistance
Daisy: Ay ay, captain!
Rosie: Irrelevant, but who cares! Alright Pepperetta, let’s go!
(Rosie and Pepperetta exit)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: So, Daisy and Onietta were left with attacking the ki-turkeys, while Rosie and Pepperetta went to the oofa tribe for some help, but was leaving Onietta and Daisy really the right choice?
(Narrator exits)
Onietta: Daisy, where are the throwing knives?
Daisy: Like I know! Wait! I think that Rosie keeps a secret stash of extra throwing knives in our basement! I’ll go check!
Onietta: Is now the time to go back inside?
Daisy: Whatever! I’ll sneak in. I’ll bring out some drinks too!
Onietta: Um…. Okay!
(Daisy exits)
Onietta: I’ll never understand him….
(Everyone exits, enter Daisy in storage room in basement)
Daisy: Alright, now where would Rosie put those throwing knives? (Digs around) Here they are! (Daisy admires the knives) Ooh! So fancy! Wait! I should find tiny umbrellas for me and Onietta’s drinks! (Digs around even more) Wait, what’s this? (Pulls out a golden match) Wait, this is called the “Magic Fire Maker.” And there’s something else under it! Oh! They’re the brambles that we planted before Onietta came and told us that ki-turkeys didn't like brambles…. Onietta also told me that ki-turkeys don’t like fire! (Looks menacingly at audience) I’ve got a great idea! Kikikiki….
(Daisy exits, enter Rosie and Pepperetta)
Rosie: Hurry! We’re almost at the oofa tribe!
Pepperetta: What does it look like there?
Rosie: They live in little houses and they have really cool trees, and a portalusa!
Pepperetta: Portalusa?
Rosie: It’s this thing that takes you to a planet called Earth!
Pepperetta: Cool! Can we see it here?
Rosie: When we get there you can see it, but you shouldn’t go in it.
Pepperetta: Oh, okay
(They walk to the tribe)
Rosie: We’re here!
Pepperetta: This place looks so cool!
Rosie: It really is
(Enter Zoofusa with some oofas)
Zoofusa: Rosie! What are you doing here? Who’s that?
Rosie: Hi Zoofusa, this is Onietta’s sister, Pepperetta
Zoofusa: Well, hello Pepperetta! What brings you two here?
Rosie: We made the Ki-turkey Resistance, but we’ve been outnumbered, we need your help!
Zoofusa: Are they attacking now?
Pepperetta: Yes, and we left Daisy and Onietta to help, but I don’t know how long they can hold up!
Zoofusa: Don’t worry, I’ll send some of my oofas and myself down there. If you need any extra help, I’d recommend going to see Mint and the wikalow tribe, Mint doesn’t particularly like ki-turkeys
Rosie: Thank you so much Zoofusa, we’ll go get Mint and the Wikalows right now!
Zoofusa: No problem! See you at your castle!
Rosie: See you too! Bye!
Pepperetta: Bye Zoofusa!
(Zoofusa, oofas, Rosie, and Pepperetta exit)
(Enter Rosie and Pepperetta in the wikalow tribe, enter Mint)
Mint: Hello Rosie! It’s nice to see you! Wait, is that a ki-turkey you are with?
Rosie: Hi Mint, this is Pepperetta, but she’s a nice ki-turkey!
Mint: Oh, thank goodness! What brings you here to my tribe today?
Rosie: Well, it’s actually about the ki-turkeys, specifically Lord Roberto’s tribe
Mint: What did he do!?
Rosie: The ki-turkeys are attacking us and they’ve already raided our castle. We got some cats from Kitten town and Zoofusa’s tribe to help us, but we need more help.
Mint: Oh no! I’ll go right away!
Pepperetta: Will you bring the wikalows?
Mint: Of course! Wait! I’ve got an idea!
Pepperetta: What is it?
Mint: Do you know the ki-turkeys greatest weaknesses?
Rosie: Yeah, Onietta told us while she was spying on the tribe. Ki-turkeys don’t like brambles, the night, or fire.
Mint: Exactly! I’ve got a special scroll in my cave, follow me
(Rosie, Pepperetta, and Mint go to a cave, the cave is filled with old scrolls and books)
Rosie: Wow! This place is so cool!
Mint: This is a cave filled with books and spells that date back even before Max!
Pepperetta: That’s awesome!
Mint: Yes, and I have a very special scroll somewhere in here….
Pepperetta: A special scroll?
Mint: Yes, many of my scrolls here contain magic spells, and I think I have one that can help you in your battle. Ah! Here it is! (Mint grabs an old scroll from a shelf)
Rosie: What is it?
Mint: It’s called “Zee magic nyge scroll”
Rosie: The magic night scroll?
Mint: Yes! When you recite the phrase written on the scroll, you can change the time, and make it night!
Pepperetta: Wow! Where do you get these scrolls?
Mint: I’ll never reveal my secrets, but if you ever want to find your own scroll, I’d recommend hiring an assassin
Pepperetta: What?
Mint: Nothing
Rosie: Well, thank you so much for your help Mint! We’ll return the scroll to you when we win the battle!
Mint: Of course! I’ll travel back to your castle with you
Rosie: Okay.
(Mint, Rosie, and Pepperetta exit the cave and face the wikalows)
Mint: Attention wikalows! I have some very important news for all of you! Rosie and his friends are being attacked by the ki-turkeys, and we need to help them! We will be traveling with Rosie and Pepperetta to Rosie and Daisy’s castle, where we will meet the oofas and some cats, who we will fight with. Let us banish the ki-turkeys! Do you hear me!? (Wikalows cheer) Fantastic! Now let’s go!
(Rosie, Pepperetta, Mint, and wikalows exit)
(Enter Onietta)
Onietta: This battle is ridiculous! Nobody's making any progress, and I still can’t find Daisy! I hope he’s okay. I would check on him, but there’s too much going on right now.
(Cat #1 and Cat #2 walk over)
Cat #1: Remember us?
Onietta: You two!?
Cat #2: We decided that we should help you fight this battle! What can we do?
Onietta: I don’t know, because Daisy hasn't shown up yet. Just join the other cats and copy them.
Cat #1: Okay! You got a deal!
(Cat #1 and Cat #2 exit)
Onietta: Perfect! Now I can find Daisy!
(Onietta enters the castle)
Onietta: Daisy? Daisy? Where could he be? I don’t know how to get to the basement! (Onietta walks into the flower room) What’s this place? Oh! This must be Rosie and Daisy’s flower room! But, the flowers aren’t here…. THE FLOWERS AREN'T HERE!!!! Oh no no no no no no no. Who could have stolen Rosie and Daisy’s flowers? Who would do such a thing? (Gasps) I bet it was one of the ki-turkeys. I have to find those flowers!
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Onietta outside)
Onietta: The ki-turkeys wouldn't just have the flowers in their feathers, they would hide it somewhere. But where? (Onietta looks at the Muji mountains) I bet it’s in the cave (Onietta walks over to Cat #1 and Cat #2) Hey you two! I’ve got a job for you!
Cat #1: What is it?
Onietta: I need you and your friend to be the captains of the Ki-turkey Resistance while I’m gone
Cat #2: Really!? I’m so honored!
Onietta: This isn’t the time for being honored! Just make sure no one dies!
Cat #2: You got it captain!
Onietta: (Sighs) Okay, time to go back home
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Wow! So much is happening! Rosie, Pepperetta, the oofas, and the wikalows are quickly coming to the tribe, Onietta is trying to find the missing rose and Daisy, and Daisy is nowhere to be seen! This is truly tuk tuk!
(Narrator exits)
(Enter Onietta in ki-turkey tribe)
Onietta: Good thing nobody's here because of the battle! Let’s see, where could those flowers be?
(Enter Lord Roberto)
Lord Roberto: You!
Onietta: I-I um, I was just
Lord Roberto: What are you doing here?
Onietta: Um, I-I was just, um, g-g-gardening?
Lord Roberto: LIES! You’re here looking for the flowers, aren’t you?
Onietta: So they are here!
Lord Roberto: Um, I never said that!
Onietta: I don’t care if you said it or not, why are you here?
Lord Roberto: That’s none of your business!
Onietta: Why did you steal the flowers?
Lord Roberto: (Through gritted teeth) I never said I did
Onietta: AND WHY DO YOU HATE ME AND MY SISTER?
Lord Roberto: I NEVER SAID I DID!
Onietta: What? You don’t hate me?
Lord Roberto: Oh, I do. I just wanted to sound dramatic like in a drama.
Onietta: Why you evil, oshlentuk, ti-hwak, just KIKIKIKIKI
Lord Roberto: Never!
(Onietta lunges at Lord Roberto, who dodges and tries to punch Onietta, Onietta dodges, this continues)
Onietta: Where are the flowers?
Lord Roberto: (Smiling) Oh, I think you would know
Onietta: What’s that supposed to mean?
Lord Roberto: Oh, you talk about it all the time don’t you?
Onietta: What?
Lord Roberto: You know what I mean
Onietta: No I don’t! Just tell me!
Lord Roberto: Oh well, guess the flowers are gone forever, just like you’re about to be! KIKIKIKIKIKI!
(Lord Roberto lunges at Onietta, Onietta jumps out of the way, leaving Lord Roberto at the mountain edge)
Onietta: Not if you’re gone first! MEOWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
(Onietta kicks Lord Roberto and he goes flying off the mountain edge into the distance)
Onietta: Finally! Now I can focus on getting those flowers back, before it’s too late! Lord Roberto said that I would know where the flowers would be, and that I talk about “it” all the time. What is “it”? What does it have to do with flowers? Wait(Thinks for second)…. Gardening! I talk about gardening! That’s it! The flowers must be in the garden!
(Onietta runs to the garden outside of the caves)
Onietta: Here I am! Wait, I don’t see any flowers here. Was I wrong? None of the flowers in the garden are roses or daisies. I mean, it HAS to be here, where else would it be?
(Onietta looks around) Unless, he hid them somewhere that would be hard to get to. Like, someplace only a ki-turkey could get to. That makes sense! What can a ki-turkey do, that someone like a cat can’t do.
(Onietta paces around the garden)
Onietta: Let’s see, ki-turkeys can fly! But so can wikalows. What else can a ki-turkey do? I mean, we can do the ki-turkey war cry, but Daisy did it earlier today. (Stops) Hold on, Daisy did the ki-turkey war cry, but it didn’t create a force like it did when I blasted Lord Roberto back. I also did it when we escaped from under the castle! Yes! The only wall here is the one closest to the garden! Let me see…. Ahem. (Onietta turns towards the wall and leans forward, she then runs forwards at the wall) MEOWLLLLLLL
(A hole is blasted in the wall, revealing the rose and daisy)
Onietta: Yes! I was correct! I’m always correct! Let’s get these back before Rosie and Pepperetta return!
(Onietta exits)
(Enter Narrator)
Narrator: Well isn’t this exciting! Onietta, Rosie, Pepperetta, and everyone else is returning, and Daisy can’t be gone any longer, can he? It seems as if everything is coming together, but you might have forgotten something….
(Narrator exits, enter Lord Roberto lying on the ground)
Lord Roberto: Ow. What happened? Where am I? Where’s Rosie? I-I mean (sighs) It’s really hard pretending that I hate Rosie. I just hope that Rosie, and my ki-turkeys don’t get hurt. I don’t care about the others though. Especially Daisy, I can’t stand that weirdo. I can’t believe Rosie and Daisy are related! Rosie is nice, calm, and sensible. Daisy’s just…. The opposite! He’s tuk tuk! Baloompi! I guess I should continue fighting, I wonder if Onietta found the flowers. Eh, it doesn’t matter if she does, I hate her either way. Time to get back to battle, MEOWLL!
(Lord Roberto marches offstage)
(Enter Cat #1 and Cat #2)
Cat #1: I wonder when all the action will happen!
Cat #2: I know! This is so boring! I just want to see some real fighting scenes!
Cat #1: Agreed
(Enter Onietta, Rosie, Pepperetta, Zoofusa, oofas, Mint, and wikalows)
Rosie: We’re back!
Onietta: I’m back too!
Pepperetta: Where were you?
Onietta: Lord Roberto stole you and Daisy’s flowers!
Rosie: He-he did?
Mint: HE DID?
Zoofusa: That’s next level evil!
Onietta: I know, but don’t worry, I’m putting the flowers back!
Rosie: Where’s Daisy
Onietta: I actually don’t know…
Rosie: I hope he’s okay!
Onietta: I do too. I’m, going now!
Mint: Okay! We’ve got some work to do!
Pepperetta: Yes! Rosie, are you ready? I’ve got the scroll, you read it
Rosie: Okay! Any other tips Mint?
Mint: Just make sure that no one interrupts you!
Rosie: Okay, I’m ready!
Zoofusa: Hurry!
Rosie: Ahem, Zee power of zee soonth ewn zee moonth twill come together, ewn change the time. Zee shining soonth will no longer shine, as zee moonth makes its way into the sky. Do not fear zee nyge, just let zee nyge be. Bring forth zee moonth! (Dramatically) BRING FORTH ZEE NYGE!
(The sky gets dark and the stars come out)
Rosie: Yes! It worked!
Onietta: I wish Daisy was here to see this….
Mint: Me too, where is he?
Rosie: He can’t be dead, we’re immortal and can't be hurt!
Onietta: last time i saw him was when he was trying to find your throwing knives, and our drinks
Zoofusa: Drinks!?
Onietta: Don’t ask.
Pepperetta: Wait! What’s that?
(They all look up at Daisy’s tower on Rosie and Daisy’s castle, Daisy is sticking his head out of the window)
Daisy: Onietta! Catch!
(Daisy throws down a bag of throwing knives)
Onietta: Yes!
Rosie: Daisy, what took you so long!?
Daisy: Oh, only because I needed to make THIS! MEOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Daisy jumps out of the window with a bunch of flaming brambles in his paws)
Everyone: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Daisy: MEOWLLLLLLLLLLLL
(Daisy runs around the ki-turkeys, throwing flaming brambles at them)
Ki-turkey 1: Ahh! It’s night!
Ki-turkey 2: Ahh! There’s brambles!
Ki-turkey 3: Ahh! There’s fire!
Ki-turkey 4: AHH! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
(Ki-turkeys run around screaming)
Zoofusa: Oofas! Chase them!
Mint: Wikalows! Follow those ki-turkeys!
(The oofas and wikalows chase the ki-turkeys, a figure appears)
Rosie: Lord Roberto?
Lord Roberto: You thought you could get rid of me this time? HAHAHAHA no
Daisy: KIKIKIKIKI (Daisy throws a bramble at him, which he quickly dodges)
Lord Roberto: You think you can take me down that easily? Well you’re wrong!
Pepperetta: Actually, he’s right!
Lord Roberto: What?
Pepperetta: Are you ready sister?
Onietta: Ready as I’ll ever be!
Onietta & Pepperetta: Combined sister super magic ki-turkey powers! MEOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
(Onietta and Pepperetta send a huge force out of them and send Lord Roberto flying far beyond The Muji mountains. Ki-turkey tribe runs after him)
Everyone: (Cheers)
Rosie: D-did we do it?
Daisy: I think we did…. I think the battle is over
Onietta: We won, WE WON! MEOWLLLL!
Onietta: Wait…. I have a question. Where are we going to live? I mean, I want to live with my sister, but we can't be with the tribe!
Pepperetta: You can come live with me in my house in Kitten Town. We can live together, like a couple!
Zoofusa: A couple?
Onietta: Yes! I like that idea! A couple!
Daisy: Well, I mean, if you two want to be a couple, I guess I’ll support you!
Rosie: Me too!
Pepperetta: Yay! Meowlll!
Rosie & Daisy: Loompiloompiwaa!
Everyone: Loompiloompiwaa!
Onietta & Pepperetta: Meowlll!
Everyone: MEOWLLLLLLLL!
(Blackout)