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       Rosie’s Secret Love Life!

Characters:

• Rosie

• Daisy

• Onietta

• Pepperetta

• Max

• Lord roberto

Takes place: 3 A.M.R/ 16 D.D.F

 

I wrote this only because of Zoofusa. He wanted me to write a story to go with the #Lord Roserto ship that he created.

 

By: Rosie

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Daisy: once upon a time on a planet called Mewpurrter.. There lived a cat named Rosie

Pepperetta: and he had a secret

Onietta: he was in love with someone!

Max: but he wasn't supposed to be in love with this person

(rosie enters)

Daisy: he was in love with Lord Roberto!

Rosie: am not!

Pepperetta: so are!

Daisy: you really love him

Rosie: do not

Max: I'm going now. Bye

daisy: bye Max.

Pepperetta: bye rosie. Bye daisy.

daisy: bye pepperetta

                       (Max and Pepperetta exit)

Daisy: so you do love lord roberto? (teasingly)

onietta: don't mind him, rosie. He's an idiot

Daisy: am not onietta!

onietta: yeah you are. You only like making fun of your brother

Daisy: wrong! I do lots of other things like… sort the ice cubes into groups of three. Anyway, what's wrong with teasing rosie?

onietta: wow. You are so immature

Rosie: well you know what they say. cats will be cats

daisy: and ki-turkeys will be ki-turkeys. So what?

Rosie: cats will be cats

ki-turkeys will be ki-turkeys

That's the way it is

All over Mewpurrter

daisy: ki-turkeys are way too loud

Onietta: well i'm a ki-turkey and i don't make a lot of noise

Daisy: sure you don't…

Rosie: i'm going to go now…

Daisy: where are you going?

Rosie: places

Onietta: i bet you're going to see Lord Roberto!

Rosie: am not!

Daisy and onietta: Rosie and roberto sittin’ in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, rosie and roberto sittin’ in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

(they laugh as rosie gets more annoyed)

Rosie: What are you laughing at daisy the baloompi?

Daisy: hey! I am not baloompi!

Rosie: yeah. Sure you aren't (sarcastically) whatever. I've gotta go.

Onietta: bye!

(rosie exits)

Daisy: i've gotta go finish organizing the ice cubes into groups of three at rosie and my’s castle. See ya

(daisy exits)

Onietta: okay, bye!

(onietta exits)

(rosie enters)

Rosie: why are my friends so annoying! I hate my friends! I just want to be with lord Roberto. That's not a crime. Just cause he's a Ki-turkey and im a cat doesn't mean anything, but when i tried to run away and be with him all daisy said was..

(daisy enters)

Daisy: Rosie, what are you doing?

(daisy exits)

Rosie: Then i tried to ignore lord Roberto, but that didn't work cause he got mad. And my feelings never went away so it didn't help me either. And then there was that crazy dream i had a few days ago...

(heart gangsters enter)

bella heart: how ya’ doin’?

Rosie: Who are you?

Bella heart: Bella Heart and this here’s Justin heart.

Justin: Hiya rose. Now let's have a heartland hello from ginger heart.

Ginger: Hiya rosie, nice to meetcha.

Rosie: Go away

Bella heart: And now say hello to the big heart himself,

Lilly!

(Lilly enters and everyone claps except rosie)

Rosie: Lilly?

Lilly: Lillys the name… and evidently we are the emotions about whom you complain.

Rosie: Leave me alone!

(rosie runs down stage)

Bella: (following Rosie with others) That's no way to act. After all we forgave you when you tried to ignore your feelings for lord roberto.

Ginger: And that was really mean! Yeah!

Bella and justin: yeah!!!

Rosie: Well i guess it was a little mean….

Lilly: Can't you see we just want to be your pals?

Rosie: go away!

Lilly: (directly to audience) hey… looky here at all these cute kids. Hey wanna be friends? I love yous, youse love me, we could be a great big lovey dovey heart family. whada’ ya’ say?

Rosie: You leave them alone!

Lilly: What!

(he falls back as if fainting. Other hearts catch him and try to revive him)

Ginger: Is there a doctor in the house?

Lilly: Just get me out of here and i'll be fine

(hearts exit)

(rosie's watch beeps)

Rosie: oh no! Im almost late!

(Rosie exits)

(lord roberto enters)

Roberto: where is he?

(paces back and forth)

(rosie enters panting)

Roberto: rosie, are you okay?

Rosie: im fine. I didn't realize what time it was and had to run all the way here.

Roberto: oh okay.

(rosie sits down on a rock sadly. Lord roberto sits down beside him)

Roberto: whats wrong?

Rosie: (sighs) lord roberto?

Roberto: yes?

Rosie: i've been thinking. Maybe we shouldn't be friends

Roberto: What!!! How could you think that!?

Rosie: well all my friends tease me about liking you and if anyone found out that we meet like this sometimes they wouldn't like it. I'm a cat, you're a ki-turkey. We weren't meant to be together.

Roberto: i don't care if we aren't the same species! I love you

Rosie: what! (gets really freaked out) he.. He (awkwardly) you know love is a pretty strong word. So maybe we shouldn't say that...

Lord roberto: Do you want to come stay with my tribe?

Rosie: What? But everyone would notice

Lord roberto: You can wear a ki-turkey costume

Rosie: i…. I don't know…..

Lord roberto: please!

Rosie: okay. I'll come as soon as i can

Lord roberto: why not now?

Rosie: i can't just leave daisy with nothing. I'll make up something. But i can't just disappear

Lord roberto: okay bye

Rosie: bye

(they hug)

(rosie and lord roberto exit from opposite sides)

(max enters and sits on the ground sadly)

(rosie enters)

Rosie: Max? Are you okay?

Max: Yeah

Rosie: then why are you sitting on the ground?

Max: Everyone hates me

Rosie: Well…. I mean i don't hate you.

I mean you did try to kill me so that you could take over the world and rule everyone, but now we're friends.

Max: I know, but i don't have any friends other than you and daisy.

Rosie: yeah. I don't know what's worse being you with almost no friends. Or being me with friends that tease me because i like Lord roberto.

Max: Oh my mewpurrter, that must be horrible. If i liked lord roberto i don't know what i would do. No offense i mean, i don't care if you like him, but i would feel terrible knowing i liked someone from a different species than me.

Rosie: What species are you anyway? Just wondering

Max: well… i have to go.

Rosie: Okay, bye

Max: bye

(max exits)

Daisy: (offstage) there you are!

(entering)

Hey, do you wanna go to the park?

Rosie: Not really..

Daisy: you okay?

Rosie: well, i was thinking about going to the Oofa tribe today.

Daisy: Okay. have fun

(daisy exits)

Rosie: Well, she took that better than i imagined. Time to go to the ki-turkey tribe.. I guess

(rosie exits. Lord roberto enters)

Lord roberto: hurry up Rosie!

Rosie: (off stage) i don’t like this…

(rosie enters wearing a ki-turkey costume)

Lord roberto: awww! You look to adorable

Rosie: i look hideous

Lord roberto: well, you have to wear that unless you want everyone to find out who you are.

Rosie: i show up and i'm greeted with “hey rosie, now go put on this Ki-turkey costume so that you’ll look acceptable” it makes me feel so welcome! (sarcastically)

Lord roberto: do you remember your new name?

Rosie: um.. Wasn't it Viva?

Lord roberto: close, but remember to pronounce the first v as a w instead of a v so that it sounds like wiva

Rosie: okay.

Lord roberto: come, i'll introduce you to the tribe

Rosie: (sarcastic) yay..

(lord roberto and Rosie exit. Onietta, Pepperetta, and Daisy enter)

Daisy: too bad Rosie’s busy.

Onietta: oh well, he’ll just have to miss out on an adventure.

Pepperetta: yeah, but he will be back tomorrow right?

Daisy: yeah, I think so. He never said any specifics.

Onietta: okay, let’s go.

Pepperetta: but why are we going there?

Onietta: i need to ask Lord Roberto if he loves Rosie.

Pepperetta: but why is that so important.

Daisy: because i want to know. Now let's go.

Onietta: yay!

Pepperetta: fine…

(Pepperetta, Onietta, and Daisy exit. Lord Roberto and Rosie enter into the ki-turkey cave)

Lord Roberto: hello! Ki-turkeys! Ki-turklings!

(A crowd of ki-turkeys enters)

Lord roberto: this is a new ki-turkey who is going to live with us in the ki-turkey cave from now on. His name is Viva.

Ki-turkey: why is he here?

Other ki-turkey: how did he get here?

Another ki-turkey: where did you find him?

Lord roberto: uh… he was living with the oofa tribe until now. Okay.. you can leave now.

(the group of ki-turkeys exits)

Rosie: okay. I’m here now. So what do we do now?

Lord roberto: well, i never really thought about that. I can give you a tour of the cave.

Rosie: sure.

(they are about to exit when Daisy enters with Pepperetta and Onietta behind him)

Lord roberto: oh, hello. Who are you.

Onietta: seriously? You don't remember us.

Lord roberto: sorry. Oh, wait. I know you're Daisy (points at Daisy) you're Onietta (points at Onietta) and you're..

Pepperetta: pepperetta. Oniettas sister. (looks at Rosie who is still is a ki-turkey costume:) who are you?

Rosie: (in a really not Rosie voice) uh.. Im Viva.

Onietta: hello Viva. Anyway, Daisy weren't you going to ask Lord Roberto something?

Lord roberto: (looks at Daisy) yes?

Daisy: i just came here to ask you if you like rosie.

Lord roberto: well i mean. I guess i like him. He’s cool.

Daisy: No! I mean like like. As in like him as more than a friend.

Lord roberto: no. no i dont (obviously lying)

Daisy: (mischievously) okay then. Pepperetta, Onietta, lets go.

Pepperetta: sure

Onietta: okay

(Pepperetta, onietta, and daisy exit)

Rosie: phew! That was close!

Lord Roberto: yeah, really close. I have to go work out some details for something. I’ll see you later.

Rosie: okay.

(Lord Roberto exits. Daisy enters after Lord Roberto is definitely gone)

Daisy: hello, Rosie.

Rosie: hello, Daisy.

Daisy: why did you come here. You know you can’t be with him.

Rosie: why not?

Daisy: you’re a cat. He’s a ki-turkey. It’s not right.

Rosie: how did you know it was me?

Daisy: as if it wasn’t obvious enough already, I was able to figure it out when you spoke.

Rosie: huh? But I don’t speak like that usually.

Daisy: remember that time when we were kits and you were pretending to be a ki-turkey.

Rosie: uh.. I think so.

Daisy: you spoke in that exact voice. And even if that wasn’t true it was still obvious. I mean I’m your brother, did you really not expect me to figure it out?

Rosie: I did. I just wanted to know how.

Daisy: I’m not leaving here without you.

Rosie: yes you are.

Daisy: okay.. but I’ll be back. (Says suspiciously)

(Daisy exits. Lord Roberto enters with a crowd of ki-turkeys)

Lord Roberto: viva?

Rosie: yes?

Lord Roberto: will you marry me?

(Lord Roberto bends down on one knee and holds out a beautiful ki-turkey crown)

Rosie: well.. I… this is really unexpected.

Ki-turkey: say yes!

Rosie: lord Roberto, I would love to marry you. But I need to say something before I except.

Lord Roberto: go ahead.

Rosie: give me a second.

(Rosie exits and enters not wearing the ki-turkey costume)

Rosie: I am Rosie!

(Ki-turkeys gasp)

Rosie: yes, I know it’s hard to believe. I am one of the Kings that rules kitten town, and I am in love with Lord Roberto. I know that me and him are different species. I am a cat, and he is a ki-turkey, but that doesn’t change my feelings toward him. I hope that you won’t hate me because of this.

A random ki-turkey: A CAT LIKES A KI-TURKEY!

(Ki-turkeys laugh)

Lord Roberto: and a ki-turkey likes a cat!

(Laughter dies away)

A ki-turkey: it is different that's all, but I think that we should welcome Rosie into our ki-turkey family!

(Ki-turkeys cheer in agreement)

Ki-turkey: then we shall arrange the wedding.

(Ki-turkeys exit)

Rosie: that went better than expected.

Lord Roberto: yes. It did. I'm guessing the wedding will be tomorrow, ki-turkeys are pretty quick at planning stuff. So I guess I'll see you tomorrow.

Rosie: yeah.

(Rosie and Lord Roberto exit from opposite sides. Daisy enters)

Daisy: I said he couldn't get rid of me! And I meant he couldn't get rid of me! LORD ROBERTO WILL PAY!!!!

(Daisy exits. Lord Roberto enters)

Lord roberto: oh mewpurrter help me! I don't think I can get married today. Why did I ask Rosie to marry me? (Slaps his hand on his head) don't say that lord Roberto you asked him to marry you because you love him. Lord of ki-turkeys what will I do!

(Daisy enters. He's carrying a knife behind his back but know one can see it)

Daisy: hey.

Lord Roberto: oh. Hello daisy?

Daisy: what are you doing out here in the woods?

Lord Roberto: nothing.

Daisy: (starts singing) awoosh awoosh awoosh awoosh

Lord Roberto: what are you saying?

Daisy: (starts moving closer. Still singing) nac aye ki. Nac mew ki. Nac eww ki.

Lord Roberto: (takes a step back) stop it!

Daisy: (still singing) awoosh awoosh awoosh (brings knife into view) awoosh

(Daisy lunges with the knife and tries to stab lord Roberto but he quickly dodges)

Daisy: DIE!!!

Lord Roberto: (screams)

(Lord Roberto grabs the knife and stabs daisy. Daisy drops to the ground limp. Lord Roberto drags daisy off then comes back on)

Lord Roberto: I guess I have to go to the wedding now.

(Lord Roberto exits. Rosie enters. There is a group of ki-turkeys sitting in chairs. Pepperetta and onietta are among them. Max is sitting in a chair at the other side, far away from everyone else because no one wants to be near her)

Onietta: where's lord Roberto?

Rosie: not sure.

(Lord Roberto runs in panting)

Pepperetta: are you okay?

Rosie: there you are!

(Lord Roberto come to stand next to Rosie on the stage)

Lord Roberto: sorry. Lost track of time.

Rosie: that's okay.

(A ki-turkey comes to stand in between them)

Ki-turkey: the wedding vows will now begin.

(Ki-turkeys clap)

Ki-turkey: Rosie, do you wish to marry lord Roberto?

Rosie: yea!

Ki-turkey: and lord Roberto, do you wish to marry Rosie?

Lord Roberto: absolutely

Ki-turkey: Now to seal your vows do a Catish handshake on it.

(Rosie and lord Roberto are about to do a Catish handshake but then daisy bursts in)

Daisy: STOP!

Lord Roberto: what!

(Gasps)

Daisy: do not do that Catish handshake or else!

Rosie: what are you doing?!

Lord Roberto: But I thought you were dead!

Rosie: (turns to lord Roberto) WHAT!?

Lord Roberto: uh..

Daisy: fine! I tracked down lord Roberto earlier and tried to stab him, but he grabbed the knife from me and stabbed me.

Lord Roberto: how are you still alive?!

Daisy: (really annoyed) I'm immortal you stupid ki-turkey! Do you know nothing?!

Rosie: : (to lord Roberto) daisy, max, and I were fighting over the jabereep stone and we broke it. And that made us all immortal.

Daisy: yes. Yes we did become immortal. Now let's go!

Rosie: I'm not going anywhere.

Daisy: but you can't marry him!

Rosie: why not?

Daisy: (trying not to get emotional) because then you'll leave me to be with him and I'll have to manage kitten town all by myself and we won't get to go on anymore adventures!

Rosie: you think I'm going to live with the ki-turkey tribe? I wouldn't do that. Im staying in our castle.

Daisy: you are? But...but I thought you-

Rosie: I wouldn't leave you. Your my brother.

Daisy: yay!

Lord Roberto: okay, how about we don't get married. The more I think about it it doesn't seem like a good idea. Maybe I'll just come visit you sometimes.

Rosie: yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

Lord Roberto: it's fine

(Ki-turkeys begin leaving until only lord Roberto, Rosie, daisy, pepperetta, onietta, and max are left)

Max: hey Rosie, daisy?

Rosie and daisy: yeah?

Max: do you think mabye they will be my friends too?

Rosie: well you could try talking to them.

(Max walks over to pepperetta and onietta)

Max: hello.

Pepperetta: hi

(Pepperetta, onietta, and max walk off talking)

Daisy: hey Rosie?

Rosie: yeah?

Daisy: can we go on another adventure?

Rosie: sure. I'll go look through a fairy tale book to see if there are any weird ancient legends we can discover.

Daisy: yay!

Rosie: hey lord Roberto, do you wanna come?

Lord Roberto: I would love to.

Rosie: cool, let's go!

(Rosie, lord Roberto, and daisy exit. Max enters)

Max: uh… so I guess they aren't going to get married after all. Well… that sure is a plot twist.

(Max shrugs and exits. Lights dim. All characters enter and take bows)