If Rosie And Daisy Had Split!

What If Rosie And Daisy Had Split?

(Dramatic Music)

Characters:

Krisa
Leshoo
Appletta
Lord Roberto
Onietta
Pepperetta
Rosie
Daisy

By: Rosie

Rosie's Point of View:

(narrator enters)

Narrator: once upon a time on Mewpurrter... there was two brothers name Rosie and Daisy, but what would happen if Rosie and Daisy had been split apart? If they were put different places when they were abandoned as kits, and had never met.

(narrator exits. Rosie enters)

Rosie: where am I? What happened to mom and brother? No! Mom left me here and brother, i guess, must of helped her. So i might as well just forget them.

(ki-turkey chant from offstage)

Rosie: whats that?

(Leshoo enters with ki-turkey troup)

Leshoo: hault!

(ki-turkeys stop)

Rosie: who are you?

Leshoo: i am Leshoo! Who are you?

Rosie: i am rosie?

Leshoo: and why are you in the middle of the enchanted forest, Rosie?

Rosie: my mother and brother abandoned me. What are you doing here?

Leshoo: one of our ki-turklings, Pepperetta, has run away from our Ki-turkey tribe. We are going to find her.

Rosie: ki-turkey tribe?

Leshoo: its a group of ki-turkeys that live in the Muji mountains.

Rosie: oh! That makes sense.

Leshoo: now, we must get going.

Rosie: do you even know where to look for Pepperetta?

Leshoo: ...no…

Rosie: why did she run away?

Leshoo: she couldn't stand the ki-turkey that's going to become leader soon.

Rosie: so the why cant she run away?

Leshoo: good question! ……. I don't know.

Rosie: then.. Let's go back to your ki-turkey tribe!

Leshoo: good idea! Ki-turkeys, march!

(ki-turkeys begin to march offstage lead my Leshoo. Rosie joins in and follows them off. Narrator enters)

Narrator: and so Rosie wnt with the ki-turkeys to their tribe…

(narrator exits. Rosie and Leshoo enter)

Leshoo: welcome! To the ki-turkey cave!

Rosie: thanks!

(onietta runs on)

Onietta: Leshoo! Leshoo! Did you find my sister?

Leshoo: no, sorry.

Onietta: what do you mean NO!

Rosie: sister?

Onietta: who is that!? (points at Rosie)

Rosie: im Rosie!

Onietta: you are not my sister!

Rosie: …..no. No i am not.

Onietta: (to Leshoo) go find my sister!

Leshoo: if Pepperetta wants to run away then she has the right to do so.

(Leshoo exits)

Rosie: Pepperetta is your sister?

Onietta: yes, and sorry if i was rude. I’m Onietta!

Rosie: hi!

(Lord Roberto enters)

Lord Roberto: why is there a cat here!?!

Onietta: that's Rosie.

Lord Roberto: (walks over to Rosie) why are you here?

Rosie: i was abandoned in the woods and Leshoo found me. So.. who are you?

Lord Roberto: (takes aback) who.. Who am I?! I am Lord Roberto!

Rosie: …. And that is who exactly?

Lord Roberto: you foolish cat! Im Lord Roberto, soon to be leader of the ki-turkey tribe.

Rosie: sorry. Never heard of him.

Roberto: stupid cats….

(Lord Roberto exits)

Rosie: well!

Onietta: don't worry about him.

Rosie: okay. What do we do now?

Onietta: i would introduce you to our leader, Krisa, but she's out visiting the Wikalo tribe. So i'll introduce you to Appletta, the second in command, instead.

Rosie: yay!

Onietta: hey, Appletta! Over here!

(Appletta enters)

Appletta: yes, onietta?

Onietta: this is Rosie, is it okay if he stays with the tribe? He was abandoned.

Appletta: of course i'll have to check with krisa, but i'm sure it will be okay.

Rosie: thank you!

Appletta: how about you go get a nest for him to sleep in, Onietta.

Onietta: okay! I will!

(appletta exits)

Onietta: let's go.

(onietta and Rosie exit. Narrator enters)

Narrator: a few days later….

(Onietta enters)

Onietta: what a wonderful-

(pepperetta enters)

Pepperetta: hi!

Onietta: PEPPERETTA!

(onietta runs over and hugs Pepperetta. Rosei enters)

Rosie: onietta! You woke me up!

Onietta: pepperetta, this is Rosie. Rosie, this is my sister Pepperetta.

Rosie: nice to meet you.

Pepperetta: nice to meet you too.

(Lord Roberto enters)

Lord Roberto: oh great! You're back. (sarcastic)

Pepperetta: yes! I am back!

Onietta: where did you go?

Pepperetta: i went to Kitten town, but all the cats were mean and told me to go away.

Rosie: oh.. I'm sorry that happened.

Pepperetta: it's not your fault

Lord Roberto; that's why i hate cats. (looks at Rosie) like you. You leaving will be the first thing i change when i become leader tomorrow.

Onietta: don't you dare banish rosie!

Lord roberto: i will

(Lord Roberto exits)

Onietta: we will not let him banish you, Rosie!

Pepperetta: yeah!

Rosie: don't worry about it. I have a plan.

Pepperetta: what's your plan?

Rosie: you have to wait and see

(Rosie exits. Pepperetta and Onietta look at each other then exit. Narrator enters)

Narrator: the next day…

(narrator exits. Rosie, Onietta, and Pepperetta enter. Their is a crowd of ki-turkeys sitting around where Lord Roberto is standing on a platform with Appletta and Leshoo)

Onietta: (to Rosie and Pepperetta) we’re late.

Appletta: Lord Roberto, Do you promise to always put your tribe ahead of you?

Lord Roberto: yes.

Leshoo: then we now-

Rosie: wait!

Roberto: no! No! You can not interrupt!

Rosie: i would like to challenge Lord Roberto! For leadership of the ki-turkey tribe!

(gasps)

Lord Roberto: you.. You can’t do that!

Rosie: oh, yes i can! (takes out notebook)

Lord Roberto: (to self) oh no…

Rosie: this notebook has all the rules of the ki-turkey tribe in it! It says (flips to page) that one may challenge the soon to be new leader at her coronation.

Lord Roberto: but you're not a ki-turkey!

(Leshoo takes the notebook and looks at the page)

Leshoo: Rosie is right. He is allowed to challenge you to a duel and whoever wins gets the tribe.

Rosie: ready?

Lord Roberto: definitely. You?

Rosie: no doubt.

Appletta: 3..2..1.. Fight!

Rosie: (grabs pencil out of pocket) draw your pencil!!!

Lord Roberto: what? (loses focus)

(rosie runs towards Lord Roberto with the pencil. When Rosie gets close he puts the pencil back in his pocket and punches Lord Roberto in the face, knocking Lord Roberto out)

Rosie: i win!

Leshoo: congratulations Rosie! (puts crown on rosies head) you are now the leader of the ki-turkey tribe!

(cheers)

Onietta: yay!!

Pepperetta: wooooooo!!!

Rosie: it no big deal.

(everyone exits. Lord roberto is dragged offstage. Narrator enters)

Narrator: after Lord Roberto gained consciousness he was banished from the tribe. Never to be seen again.

Daisy's point of view:

(narrator enters)

Narrator: once upon a time on Mewpurrter... there was two brothers name Rosie and Daisy what would happen if Rosie and Daisy had been split apart? If they were put different places when they were abandoned as kits, and had never met.

(narrator exits. Daisy enters)

Daisy: where am I? Hello! Hello!? (sits down) nothing.

Whisper from somewhere off stage: this way.

Daisy: huh? Who said that!?

Whisper: the portalusa is this way! Come Daisy

Daisy: i.. I guess

(daisy stands up and exits. Narrator enters)

Narrator: portalusa? That sounds a lot like portal

(narrator exits. Daisy enters into a small cave like area with a giant portal in it)

Daisy: what is this?

(daisy puts her ear next to the portal)

Daisy: i don’t hear anything...

(daisy slips and falls in)

Daisy: AHHH (from offstage)

(narrator enters)

Narrator: OH NO! Why is the portalusa taking Daisy to Ruby’s basement- i mean (fake cough) where could the portal be taking him..

(narrator exits. Daisy stumbles on stage)

Daisy: ah ah ahhh!

(daisy trips and falls on the ground. He sits up and looks around)

Daisy: woah! What is this place.

(scene pauses. Narrator enters)

Narrator: daisy had stumbled into Ruby’s basement!

Dun.. Dun.. Dun!

(narrator exits. Scene unpauses)

Ruby: (offstage) i’ll be back in a second! I’m going to get the dog leash!

Daisy: ah! Someone’s coming!

(daisy runs and hides. Ruby enters. Ruby walks over and grabs a dog leash from the ground)

Danny: (offstage) Hurry up!

Ruby: im coming!

(ruby runs off. Daisy comes out from his hiding spot)

Daisy: who was that? Oh well, time to go back through the… wait. Where’s the portal.

Whisper from somewhere: the portal will open agian in 24 hours.

Daisy: so im stuck here for a day!

Whisper: yes!

Daisy: i guess ill go follow that person…

(daisy exits. Ruby enters with Danny)

Danny: if you went all the way downstairs and got that dog leash then why cant we walk your dog?

Ruby: i wanted to, but then i changed my mind.

Danny: okay.

(daisy enters and hids behind a bush)

Ruby: anyway, we said we were going to meet our friends at the park

Danny: oh what joy! (says sarcastically)

Ruby: it will be fun. Fi will be there.

Danny: yeah. im glad Fi will be there, but lillian and ivy will be there too.

Ruby: yeah thats true

Danny: oh well. Mabye me and Fi can pretend to be cats. And you, Ivy, and Lillian can be dogs.

Ruby: good luck convincing ivy and lillian to pretend to be dogs.

Danny: but i thought they like dogs?

Ruby: they do. But there not going to pretend to be dogs.

Danny: probally.. Whatever, lets go!

(danny and Ruby exit. Daisy comes out from behind the bush)

Daisy: i wonder what there names are?

(daisy exits in the direction that Danny and Ruby went. Lillian and Ivy enter)

Lillian: where are they!

Ivy: well, Lillian, if i knew dont you think i would tell you!

Lillian: well… mabye…

(fi enters)

Ivy: oh great. Fi’s here. (saracastic)

Fi: hey!

Lillian: hi.

Fi: hey Lillian! And, ivy, i didnt come here to hang out with you. I came to see Danny. So, where is Danny?

Ivy: i dont know. She was over at Rubys house. I guess they are still walking over here.

Fi: i guess

(danny and Ruby enter)

Ruby: hey guys!

Danny: hi!

Lillian: hi!

Ivy: finally!

Fi: Danny!

Danny: hey, Fi.

(daisy runs on and hides. The bushes he is hiding behind rustle from him moving)

Ruby: what was that!

Lillian: ah! Its going to kill us!!

Ivy: ah!

Fi: Danny…

Danny: fine

(danny walks over with a stick and pokes the bush)

Daisy: ow! That hurt!

(daisy jumps up from behind the bush)

(everyone screams. Lillian and Ivy run off screaming)

Ruby: why is there a giant cat!

Fi: why is it the same size as us!

Danny: why can we understand what its saying!

Daisy: ill go now…

(Daisy runs off. Danny, Fi, and Ruby run off screaming in the opposite direction. Narrator enters)

Narrator: well, they are scared for life. Anyway, Daisy went back to Rubys basement and waited until the next day. Then, when the portal finally opened back up he ran inside only to come out to see…

(narrator exits. Zoofusa and Mint are standing next to the portal. Daisy flys out through the portal)

Mint: a cat!

Zoofusa: no wonder the magical portalusa was acting weird!

Daisy: who are you!?

Mint: i am Mint, leader of the wikalo tribe

Zoofusa: and i am Zoofusa, empereor of the oofa tribe

Daisy: what are you doing here?

Zoofusa: well i could ask you the same thing. You are in the very heart of the oofa tribes territory, and to make things worse you also went through the magical portalusa. I had to call Mint over when the portalusa was acting weird.

Daisy: im sorry. Im a lost cat. I have nowhere to go. I accediently fell into your portal. Also, where did that portal take me?

Mint: that portal takes you to a planet called Earth. It is far across the galaxy from us

Daisy: it was scary!

Zoofusa: yes, we have lost many oofas to its mysterious realm

Daisy: what were those things?

Mint: you mean the humans?

Daisy: yeah. I think so.

Mint: we have them here on Mewpurrter, they are just rarely spotted

Daisy: do you think i could come stay with one of your tribes?

Zoofusa: of course

(daisy, Mint, and zoofusa exit. Narrator enters)

Narrator: and so Daisy went to live with Zoofusa and the Oofa tribe. He was very happy there.

But wait, aren't we missing something from this story? Ah yes. Since Rosie and Daisy didn't know each other they never stole the Jabereep stone from Max. So once Max had the Jabereep stone for about 3,000 years, long after Rosie and Daisy would be dead, he gained lots of power enough to-

(there is a giant explosion/ earthquake sound. Narrator exits. Max enters)

Max: now i have finally gathered enough power to combine Earth and Mewpurrter! Now i will rule everyone!!

Mwah ha ha ha ha!

(pause scene. Narrator enters)

Narrator: well thank Mewpurrter that never happened!

(black out)