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After Fenneletta’s Coronation, Ki-Turkeys Have Been Dancing Infront of Rosie and Daisy’s Castle Holding ‘Broccoli’

“I woke up one morning to hear chanting out my window, only to find at least one hundred ki-turkeys dancing and holding broccoli!”- Rosie

Last night, the citizens of Kitten town reported hearing screaming and high-pitched shrieking coming from the castle of Rosie and Daisy- kings of Kitten town. Our news team went to their castle to find out just what was happening. When we got there, we couldn’t believe our eyes! There were hundreds of ki-turkeys dancing around in front of Rosie and Daisy’s castle. Has it gotten weird yet? Wait! There’s more! Not only were these ki-turkeys dancing, they were holding what our crew could only describe as ‘small green trees.’ We went up to Rosie and Daisy to get their opinions on the situation. We first interviewed Daisy, who’s reaction was just as strange as the problem outside.

“Maybe the ki-turkeys were just baloompi!” Daisy told us

“Once I went into the Uncharted Territory of Mewpurrter and rolled in a pile of eggs when I was baloompi.”

With this information, we left and went to Rosie, who had a much more reasonable explanation.

“The ki-turkeys are holding broccoli, a food commonly found on Earth. I think this might have to do with Fenneletta’s coronation. After all, it did seem like they were quite happy.” Rosie explained.

We wanted to find out about it ourselves, so we went to talk to some ki-turkeys. The ki-turkeys were jumping in circles while making a sound that could be spelled as “Meowlll!” When we approached one ki-turkey, it made a sound similar to “ASDFGHJKL,” for reasons unknown. We interviewed a ki-turkey with an onion for a head, who explained what was happening.

“Once Fenneletta was coronated, we were so happy, we wanted to thank Rosie and Daisy. We knew that they had both went through the portalusa, so we went through the portalusa. We raided a grocery store and found some green stuff that was labeled as ‘broccoli.’ When we came back to Mewpurrter, we went here and started dancing to get Rosie and Daisy’s attention. We were only trying to give them broccoli as a thank you gift, not to threaten them.” Onietta- a ki-turkey.

We asked another ki-turkey claiming to be Onietta’s sister why Rosie and Daisy were to be thanked. This was her answer:

“Daisy was the one who killed our previous leader- Lord Roberto. Rosie was in love with Lord Roberto, but got over him quickly. They both played a part in forgetting that evil ki-turkey, so we just wanted to thank them.” Pepperetta- Onietta’s sister

What a crazy experience Rosie and Daisy had! Stay tuned for more Mewpurrter news!

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