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Mewpurrter Productions!
Catish!
Characters:
Rosie- two year old male cat. Twin brother of Daisy
Daisy- two year old male cat. Twin brother of Rosie
Max- one hundred and eight year old she-cat. Evil sorceress that wants to destroy Rosie and Daisy
Places:
-Mewpurrter enchanted forest
-Mewpurrter dark forest
-Max’s layer
-Rosie and Daisy's house in kitten town
Takes place: 100 D.M/11 D.D.F
By: Rosie and Daisy
1: once upon a time on a..
(no ones listening)
Narrator 1 and 2: BOOM!
1: great, now that we have your attention
(Narrator 1 exits stage)
2: once upon a time…
2: on a planet called Mewpurrter. There was….
(Max enters)
Max: meeeeeee!!!
2: um... who are you?
Max: I am Max! Ruler of Mewpurrter!
2: i've never heard of Max the ruler before, is he a…
Max: SHE
2: is SHE a ruler of a very.. Small… kingdom?
Max: no! I am the one and only ruler of Mewpurrter!
2: okay then… I was actually going to say there was once two brothers name Rosie and Daisy
Max: oh… um oops!
(Max exits)
2: now that that's out of the way, back to the story
(narrator 1 enters)
1: Rosie and Daisy were twin brothers
2: they were two years old
1: which is ten to fourteen in cat years. They had heard of a stone called the Jabereep stone
2: that means Infinity stone
1: they decided that they would find the stone and take it for themselves
2: because whoever is in possession of the stone will live for as long as they have it
(narrator 1 exits)
2: this is Daisy
(Daisy enters, narrator 2 exits)
(Rosie enters and walks across the stage to stand behind his brother)
(Rosie puts his hands on Daisy's shoulders)
Rosie: BOO!!
(Daisy slaps Rosie's hand)
Daisy: what did you do that for?!
Rosie: pack your bags brother, we’re going on an adventure
Daisy: um.. What?
Rosie: we’re going to find the Jabereep stone!!!!
Daisy: that doesn't exist our mom just told us that story when we were kits
Rosie: no, it’s real, and I have the map to it
Daisy: sure you do.. (Daisy says sarcastically)
(Rosie takes a napkin out of his pocket and holds it up)
Rosie: see I told you I have the map, but you didn't believe me
Daisy: that's a napkin..
Rosie: so? It still has the map on it
(Rosie grabs Daisy's hand and drags him off the stage)
Daisy: nooooooo!!!
(scene switches to Max's layer)
(Max is looking in a crystal ball watching Rosie and Daisy)
Max: Rosie and Daisy are going after the Jabereep stone? Hmmm… I’m going to have to put a stop to this!
(Max angrily stomps off stage)
(narrator two enters)
2: you might be wondering why Max is so concerned about Rosie and Daisy going after the Jabereep stone, let me tell you…
(narrator one enters)
1: well, you see… Max was the keeper of the Jabereep stone
2: well, not the original keeper, the original one was killed by Max when Max stole the stone from him
1: Max had had the stone for one hundred years
2: so, if the stone got taken away from her, she would disintegrate
(narrator two exits)
1: Now Max will not rest until Rosie and Daisy are out of the picture
(Narrator one exits)
(Rosie enters)
Rosie: wait a second where did you go?
(Rosie turns and walks off the stage)
(Rosie walks back with Daisy)
Daisy: you're not really serious about this are you?
Rosie: look! There's the enchanted forest we’re (Rosie looks at the napkin) halfway there!!!!!
Daisy: um...what?
Rosie: see, it is the enchanted forest, it is real, I TOLD you!
Daisy: it doesn’t look enchanted to me
Rosie: I-uh-well-um, it is! Okay, let's go!
(Daisy looks at Rosie sarcastically)
Daisy: okay, let's go. (Daisy says rudely)
(Rosie and Daisy exit)
(Max enters)
Max: where did they, OH! They must have gone into the enchanted forest! I have to hurry! They’re halfway there!!!
(Max exits)
(Rosie and Daisy enter and look around)
Daisy: okay, so where do we go next?
Rosie: uhhhhhhhh…… The Dark Forest of course!
Daisy: um, What?! What do you mean The Dark Forest?
Rosie: THE Dark Forest duh! Where the evil sorceress who guards the Jabereep stone lives.
Daisy: that doesn’t exist!
Rosie: oh really? Ask that sign that says The Dark Forest!
Daisy: oh, just peachy.
(Rosie grabs Daisy's hand and pulls him in the direction that the sign is pointing)
(Max enters and walks halfway across the stage and then pauses. She looks at The Dark Forest sign and nods creepily towards the audience. Then Max exits)
(Rosie and Daisy enter)
(half of the stage is dark half is light)
(Rosie points at the dark half of the stage)
Rosie: look! There's The Dark Forest, we’re so close!
Daisy: um… can we sit down and rest for a little bit? The sky's getting darker.
Rosie: okay sure, let's set up here and rest for the night.
Daisy: i'm going to sleep over here.
(Daisy exits)
(Rosie lays down on a blanket and goes to sleep)
(Max enters)
(Max looks toward the audience)
Max: shhhhhhh
(Max tiptoes over to Rosie and stands next to him)
Max whispers: mwah ha ha ha ha
(Max grabs the end of the blanket that Rosie is sleeping on and drags him of the stage)
(Max enters)
Max: great! My plan is finally complete! Without Rosie, Daisy will never believe in the Jabereep stone! He’ll just leave and go back to his village: Kitten town!
(Max exits)
(the sun slowly comes up)
(Daisy yawns from offstage)
(Daisy enters)
Daisy: wait a second, where's Rosie?
(Daisy walks over to where Rosie had been sleeping and picks the map up from the ground)
Daisy: Wait!! The evil sorceress must have captured Rosie!! The Jabereep stone has to be real! I must go save my brother!
(Daisy exits)
(switch scene to Max's layer)
(Rosie is tied up in the corner)
(Max enters)
(Max goes to look in her crystal ball)
Max: what?! I thought Daisy would be discouraged and go home! How is he already outside my tower!
Rosie: because he's MY brother DUH!!!
(Max grabs Rosie and pulls him offstage
(switch to Daisy, she's banging on the door to Max's tower)
Daisy: come on evil sorceress lady! Open up! I need to save my brother! Uhg! Can you NOT hear me?!!!
(the door opens and Max and Rosie are there)
(Daisy runs and hugs his brother)
Daisy: you're okay!
Rosie: let's finish this
(Rosie pushes away Max)
(Daisy gets Rosies hands apart)
(Rosie reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pencil)
Rosie: DRAW YOUR PENCIL!!!!
Daisy: wait? Did you use that to draw the map?
Rosie: of course not!
(Rosie turns toward Max)
Rosie: engarde!
(Max looks at Rosie with a confused expression)
Max: i'll just stick to my magic
(Max takes out a princess wand)
(Daisy looks between them and then takes out an eraser)
Daisy: I will erase you from this planet!
(Daisy runs over over and starts erasing Max's face)
Daisy: erase, erase, erase, erase, erase, erase
(Rosie runs over and grabs the wand out of Max's hand)
Rosie: Bippity, boppity, boop!
(Rosie hits the crown off of Max's head)
(Max slowly starts to stumble backwards)
Max: i’m melting!!!!
(Max stumbles off the stage)
(you hear a crash off stage)
Rosie and Daisy: YAY!!!!
(Rosie and Daisy grab the crown at the same time and walk off stage)
(Narrator 1 enters)
1: Rosie and Daisy went back to Kitty town and lived a long, happy life. Everything seemed to be going so well, except….
(narrator 1 exits)
(Rosie enters)
Rosie: mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Finally my plan is complete! I made Daisy believe I was going to share the Jabereep stone with him but really it was just for me! Now I will rule the world!
(Daisy pokes his head into the scene)
Daisy: PLOT TWIST!!!!!
(Max enters)
(all characters bow)
All: The End!